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Quotes from Killer Klowns From Outer Space

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    • Security Guard: What're ya gonna do with those *pies*, boys?
    • Curtis Mooney: They took your wife away in a balloon? Well you don't need the police, pal, you need a psychiatrist!
    • [after finding the big top in the woods]
    • Farmer Gene Green: Look Pooh, I love the circus. Maybe we can get some free passes.
    • [as Jo-Jo The Ice Cream Clown]
    • Paul Terenzi: I'm Jo-Jo the ice cream clown, we'll give you a stick, you'll give it a lick. And it'll tickle you all the way down. Ice cream, ice cream, we brought our goodies here to you! A tasty treat for while you screw! Let's take a break! Cool off those hot lips with our frozen fruity bars! Icy-wicy, fudgy-wudgy bars. And everyone's frozen delight, the lick a stick!
    • [Watching the stars, suddenly a bright light appears and disappears]
    • Mike Tobacco: Did you see that?
    • Debbie Stone: Yeah I saw that! That was incredible!
    • [after just witnessing the blinding light]
    • Farmer Gene Green: Did you see that little ole sky doggie zip down there Pooh?
    • [after finding the Big Top]
    • Farmer Gene Green: Well I'll be greased and fried!
    • Farmer Gene Green: What in the blue blazes is the circus doing here in these parts?
    • Farmer Gene Green: I don't know Pooh, you know there's something kinda peculiar around here.
    • Farmer Gene Green: Where's the dang ticket booth?
    • [Discovering Pooh has been dognapped]
    • Farmer Gene Green: What in tarnation is going on here!
    • Farmer Gene Green: Where's my dog! Where's my Pooh Bear!
    • Mike Tobacco: Isn't this place great or what? It looks like it was decorated by Klowns R Us.
    • Debbie Stone: Nobody's gonna put me in a balloon again!
    • Curtis Mooney: ...I'm supposed to read you your rights. But you're in *Mooney's* jail, and in Mooney's jail you ain't *got* no rights!
    • [last lines]
    • Debbie Stone: Do you think it's over?
    • Mike Tobacco: Yeah, sure.
    • Mike Tobacco: Paul, there's more important stuff to do than sell ice cream!
    • [Mike and Debbie are inside the alien's "circus tent"]
    • Mike Tobacco: God, is this place great, or what? I mean, it looks like it was decorated by "Clowns R Us"!
    • [Feeling a little uneasy]
    • Debbie Stone: I don't know...
    • Mike Tobacco: Hey, didn't you ever want to run away and join the circus?
    • Debbie Stone: I wanted to run *away* from the circus.
    • Mike Tobacco: How come?
    • Debbie Stone: When I was five years old, my mom and my dad took me to the circus for the first time. Lion tamers, acrobats, tightrope walkers... I guess they were okay. But then, this little car drove up... and stopped right in front of *me*. Out jumped this huge clown. He jumped over to me... he lifted me right up out of my seat. Everybody was laughing, even my parents. Then he threw me up on his shoulders and he... he ran me out in the center ring. And all the other clowns started dancing around me... honking their horns and squeaking their noses. Their cakey white faces, and yellow eyes and dingy teeth, were tormenting me. I was terrified. I will never forget those horrible smiling faces as long as I live. Ugh!
    • Mike Tobacco: Hey, don't worry. Nothing in here is going to hurt you.
    • [to Tricycle Klown]
    • Slug: Mean bike you got there.
    • [more laughter]
    • [sarcastically remorseful]
    • Slug: I'm sorry, I... I seem to have broken your bike.
    • [bikers laugh mockingly]
    • [sarcastically eager]
    • Slug: Can I take a ride... pal?
    • [Klown shakes head no]
    • Slug: Can I beep the horn?
    • [Klown shakes head yes]
    • [sarcastically joyous]
    • Slug: Oh, thank you!
    • [proceeds to smash Klown's bike, bikers laugh uproariously]
    • [to bikers]
    • Black Biker: Shoulda' let the man ride his bike.
    • [as Tricycle Klown raises his fists]
    • Slug: What are you gonna do... knock my block off?
    • [Klown knocks Slug's head into a trash can]
    • [amid screams from bikers]
    • Black Biker: Damn!
    • Paul Terenzi: Mike, what do you want us to do? We've got ice cream to sell tonight.
    • Mike Tobacco: Paul, this is more serious than selling ice cream. There's clowns going around killing people. We're all in danger.
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