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Quotes from Jumanji: The Next Level

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    • Young Bethany: I think he went back in. We gotta go get him.
    • Young Fridge: Are you out of your mind?
    • Mouse Finbar: Did I die and turn into a small muscular boy scout?
    • Dr Smolder Bravestone: Who is Jumanji?
    • Mouse Finbar: Is that Barbara's boy?
    • Professor Shelly Oberon: No, no, no! I'm the old fat dude! This can't be happening!
    • Milo Walker: What in the Sam Hill?
    • Professor Shelly Oberon: You got to have eyes in the back of your...
    • [gets attacked from behind by a python]
    • [Eddie tries out Dr Bravestone's smoldering intensity]
    • Mouse Finbar: Are you having a heart attack? Breathe! Breathe! His whole left side is shutting down!
    • Eddie: Getting old is a gift. I forget that sometimes, but it is. What more could a guy possibly want?
    • [in the desert; reading his list of strengths and weaknesses]
    • Professor Shelly Oberon: And for weaknesses, endurance. And what else? Let's see... heat, sun, and sand.
    • [punches chest and the list disappears]
    • Professor Shelly Oberon: Shouldn't be a problem. It's not like we're in the middle of a goddamn desert or anything!
    • [Jumanji drums beat while a herd of ostriches run toward the stranded group, while Milo as Finbar is stalling to speak]
    • Mouse Finbar: Oh! There's one more thing about ostriches.
    • Professor Shelly Oberon: Oh, no...
    • Ruby Roundhouse: Say it!
    • Mouse Finbar: They travel in herds.
    • [ostrich screeches while it and its herd hone in on the group]
    • Mouse Finbar: Why does everybody keep dropping from the sky?
    • Eddie: Everybody should be so lucky to have a friend like Milo.
    • Oberon: I've always been the super clever one, and he's always been super brave. And super ball-less.
    • [hesitates]
    • Mouse: Right. I got no balls.
    • Mouse: Stop saying that! Both of my balls are right here!
    • Oberon: In spirit.
    • Mouse: Hey...
    • Oberon: They're here in spirit.
    • [whispers]
    • Oberon: Always.
    • Elevator Guard: Of course
    • Oberon: Right, bro?
    • Oberon: I will torch you, bitches! I will literally burn your face!
    • Oberon: If you touch my boobs, I will murder you!
    • Ruby: Too late! That was the first thing I did.
    • Mouse: What is this guy's deal?
    • Ruby: He's what was it, an NPC? A non-player character. He has a limited number of things he can say.
    • Mouse: My friend Carl is the same way.
    • [first lines]
    • [texting a photo]
    • Bethany: Leaving this to come see you. And I can't wait.
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