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Quotes from Joker

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    • Arthur Fleck: Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?
    • Arthur Fleck: I've been the man of the house for as long as I can remember. I take good care of my mother.
    • Murray Franklin: All that sacrifice, she must love you very much.
    • Arthur Fleck: She does. She always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. She says I was put here to spread joy and laughter.
    • Thomas Wayne: What kind of coward would do something that cold blooded? Someone who hides behind a mask. Someone who is envious of those more fortunate than themselves, yet they're too scared to show their own face. And until those kinds of people change for the better, those of us who made something of our lives will always look at those who haven't as nothing but clowns.
    • Arthur Fleck: Comedy is subjective, Murray, isn't that what they say? All of you, the system that knows so much: you decide what's right or wrong the same way you decide what's funny or not.
    • Arthur Fleck: You don't listen, do you? I don't think you ever really hear me. You just ask the same questions every week. "How's your job?" "Are you having any negative thoughts?" All I have are negative thoughts.
    • Arthur Fleck: For my whole life, I didn't know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice.
    • [written in notebook]
    • Arthur Fleck: The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don't.
    • Arthur Fleck: Murray, one small thing?
    • Murray Franklin: Yeah?
    • Arthur Fleck: When you bring me out, can you introduce me as Joker?
    • Arthur Fleck: Do I look like the kind of clown that can start a movement?
    • [Arthur is making a little kid laugh on the bus]
    • Boy's Mother: Would you please stop bothering my kid?
    • Arthur Fleck: You know, I do stand-up comedy. You should maybe come see a show sometime.
    • Sophie Dumond: I could do that.
    • [from trailer]
    • Arthur Fleck: I don't want you worrying about money mom, or me.
    • [from trailer]
    • Murray Franklin: All that sacrifice, she must love you very much.
    • [from trailer]
    • Arthur Fleck: She always tells me to smile, and put on a happy face.
    • Arthur Fleck: I feel like I know you... I've been watching you forever.
    • Arthur Fleck: I don't want you worrying about money, mom. Or me. Everybody's telling me that my stand-up's ready for the big clubs.
    • Arthur Fleck: How 'bout another joke, Murray?
    • [Joker shoots Murray in the head, killing him instantly]
    • Murray Franklin: No, I think we've had enough of your jokes.
    • Arthur Fleck: What do you get...
    • Murray Franklin: I don't think so.
    • Arthur Fleck: ...when you cross...
    • Murray Franklin: I think we're done here now, thank you.
    • Arthur Fleck: ...a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?
    • Murray Franklin: Call the police, Gene, call the police.
    • Arthur Fleck: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fuckin' deserve!
    • [as Arthur is laughing at him]
    • Thomas Wayne: You think this is funny?
    • Arthur Fleck: Dad, it's me! Come on!
    • [Mr. Wayne punches Arthur in the face]
    • Arthur Fleck: Have you seen what it's like out there, Murray? Do you ever actually leave the studio? Everybody just yells and screams at each other. Nobody's civil anymore. Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy. You think men like Thomas Wayne ever think what it's like to be someone like me? To be somebody but themselves? They don't. They think that we'll just sit there and take it, like good little boys! That we won't werewolf and go wild!
    • [last lines]
    • Arkham Psychiatrist: What's so funny?
    • Arthur Fleck: I'm just thinking of a joke.
    • Arkham Psychiatrist: Do you want to tell it to me?
    • Arthur Fleck: You wouldn't get it.
    • Arthur Fleck: I had a bad day.
    • [in Arthur's notebook]
    • Arthur Fleck: I just hope my death makes more cents than my life.
    • [In Arthur's Jokebook]
    • Arthur Fleck: I just hope my death make more cents than my life.
    • Murray Franklin: I'm waiting for the punchline.
    • Arthur Fleck: There is no punchline.
    • Arthur Fleck: I killed those guys because they were awful. Everybody is awful these days. It's enough to make anyone crazy.
    • Sophie Dumond: Were you following me today?
    • Arthur Fleck: Yeah.
    • Sophie Dumond: I thought that was you. I was hoping you'd come in and rob the place.
    • Arthur Fleck: I have a gun. I could come by tomorrow?
    • Sophie Dumond: You're so funny, Arthur.
    • Arthur Fleck: Ugh, why is everybody so upset about these guys? If it was me dying on the sidewalk you'd walk right over me! I pass you everyday and you don't notice me! But these guys? Well because Thomas Wayne would cry about them on TV?
    • Cop: The whole city's on fire 'cause of what you did.
    • Arthur Fleck: I know. Isn't it beautiful?
    • [after killing Murray]
    • Arthur Fleck: Good night. And always remember... That's li...
    • Murray Franklin: And finally, in a world where everyone thinks they could do my job, we got this video tape from Pogo's Comedy Club right here in Gotham. Here's a guy who thinks if you just keep laughing, it'll somehow make you funny. Check out this joker.
    • Arthur Fleck: Knock knock.
    • Murray Franklin: Who's there?
    • Arthur Fleck: It's the police, ma'am! Your son's been hit by a drunk driver. He's dead!
    • Sophie Dumond: Your name's Arthur, right? You live down the hall. I really need you to leave, my little girl's sleeping in the other room. Please...
    • Sophie Dumond: This building is awful, isn't it?
    • Penny Fleck: I mean, dont you have to be funny to be a comedian?
    • Detective Garrity: Mr. Fleck? Sorry to bother you. I'm Detective Garrity. This is my partner, Detective Burke. We had a few questions for you, but you weren't home. So, we spoke with your mother.
    • Thomas Wayne: Gotham's lost its way.
    • Thomas Wayne: What kind of coward would do something that cold-blooded? Someone who hides behind a mask?
    • Social Worker: How does it feel to have to come here? Does it help to have someone to talk to?
    • Arthur Fleck: I've got nothing left to lose. Nothing can hurt me anymore. My life is nothing but comedy.
    • Arthur Fleck: I just don't want to feel so bad anymore.
    • Arthur Fleck: Gary?
    • Gary: Yeah?
    • Arthur Fleck: You were the only one who was ever nice to me.
    • [he kisses him on the head]
    • Arthur Fleck: Get out.
    • Arthur Fleck: You're awful, Murray.
    • Murray Franklin: Me? I'm awful? How am I awful?
    • Arthur Fleck: Playing my video. Inviting me on the show. You just wanted to make fun of me. You're just like the rest of them!
    • Murray Franklin: Do I understand that you did this to start a movement? To become a symbol?
    • Arthur Fleck: Oh come on, Murray. Do I look like the kind of clown that could start a movement? I killed those guys because they were awful. Everybody is awful these days. It's enough to make everyone crazy.
    • Murray Franklin: Okay, so that's it? You're crazy, that's your defence for killing three young men?
    • Arthur Fleck: No. They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives.
    • Penny Fleck: I never heard him crying, he's always been such a happy little boy.
    • Murray Franklin: Look what happened because of what you did, what it led to! There are riots out there! Two policemen are in critical condition...
    • [Joker starts to chuckle]
    • Murray Franklin: ...You're laughing. You're laughing. Someone was killed today because of what you did.
    • [guffaws]
    • Arthur Fleck: I know.
    • Arthur Fleck: You're just like the rest of 'em!
    • Murray Franklin: You don't know the first thing about me, pal. look at what happened because of you did. what it led to. there are riots out there, two police men are in critical condition- you're laughing, you're laughing. someone was killed today because of what you did.
    • Arthur Fleck: I Know!
    • Murray Franklin: What's with the face? I mean, are you part of the protest?
    • Arthur Fleck: No. No, I don't believe any of that. I don't believe in anything.
    • Open Mic Comic: I think most women look at sex like buying a car. You know, like, "Can I see myself in this long term?" "Is it safe?" "Is it reliable?" "Could it kill me?" Most guys look at sex like parking a car. We're like, "There's a spot". "There is another spot, that would work." "Oh, I have to pay? - Never mind." "Handicapped? - Hope no one sees us."
    • Social Worker: Arthur, you're on seven different medications. Surely they must be doing something.
    • Card: Forgive my Laughter: I have a Condition.
    • Arthur Fleck: When I was a little boy and told people I was going to be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Well, no one's laughing now.
    • [referring to Thomas Wayne]
    • Penny Fleck: He'd make a great mayor. Everybody says so.
    • Arthur Fleck: Oh, yeah? Everybody, who? Who do you talk to?
    • Penny Fleck: Everybody on the news. He's the only one who can save the city. He owes it to us.
    • [Arthur and Penny are watching the news about the three Wayne Enterprises businessmen that Arthur shot and killed on the subway]
    • Good Morning Host: There seems to be a groundswell of anti-rich sentiment in the city. It's almost as if our less fortunate brethrens are taking the side of the killer.
    • Thomas Wayne: Yes, that is a shame. It's one of the reasons why I'm considering a run for mayor. Gotham's lost its way.
    • Good Morning Host: What about the eyewitness report of the suspect being a man in a clown mask?
    • Thomas Wayne: Well, it makes total sense to me. What kind of coward would do something that coldblooded? Someone who hides behind a mask. Someone who is envious of those more fortunate than themselves. Yet they're too scared to show their own face. And it's those kind of people that change for the better, those of us who've made something of our lives, will always look at those who haven't, as nothing but clowns.
    • [Arthur laughs]
    • Penny Fleck: Penny Fleck:
    • [to Arthur]
    • Penny Fleck: That's not funny.
    • [referring to Thomas Wayne]
    • Penny Fleck: He's an extraordinary man, Happy. A very powerful man. We were in love. He said it was best that we not be together because of appearances. And I couldn't tell anyone because, well, I signed some papers. And besides, you can imagine what people would say about Thomas and me, what they'd say about you.
    • Arthur Fleck: What would they say, Mom?
    • [Arthur goes to Wayne Manor where he sees young Bruce and does a clown rooting form before talking to him through the gates]
    • Arthur Fleck: Hi. What's your name?
    • [Giving back the fake flowers Arthur gave Bruce]
    • Alfred Pennyworth: Why did you give him these flowers?
    • Arthur Fleck: No, they're not real. It's magic. I was just trying to make Bruce smile.
    • Alfred Pennyworth: Well, it's not funny, is it? Do I need to call the police?
    • Arthur Fleck: No, please. My mother's name is Penny. Penny Fleck. She used to work here years ago. Can you please tell Mr. Wayne I need to see him?
    • Alfred Pennyworth: You are her son?
    • Arthur Fleck: Yeah. Did you know her? I know about the two of them. She told me everything.
    • Alfred Pennyworth: There's nothing to know. There is no "them." Your mother was delusional. She was a sick woman.
    • Arthur Fleck: Don't say that.
    • Alfred Pennyworth: Just go. Before you make a fool of yourself.
    • Bruce Wayne: I'm Bruce.
    • Arthur Fleck: Thomas Wayne is my father.
    • [Alfred starts laughing, causing Arthur in anger to put his hand through the gates around Alfred's neck and starts to choke him]
    • Alfred Pennyworth: Let go of me! Let go! Let go of me!
    • [Arthur looks at Bruce watching with fear, he turns and runs off]
    • Arthur Fleck: Bruce. I'm Arthur.
    • [He sticks his hands through the gate, puts his fingers on Bruce's face lifting the corners of his mouth as if to make him smile]
    • Alfred Pennyworth: Bruce! Bruce! Get away from that man.
    • Arthur Fleck: It's okay. I'm a good guy.
    • Alfred Pennyworth: How do you do? Who are you?
    • Arthur Fleck: I'm here to see Mr. Wayne.
    • Alfred Pennyworth: Well, you shouldn't be speaking to his son
    • Detective Garrity: Mr. Fleck. Sorry to bother you. I'm Detective Garrity this is my partner, Detective Burke. We have a few questions for you, but you weren't home. So we spoke with your mother.
    • Arthur Fleck: It's a prop. It's part of my act. I'm a party clown.
    • Detective Burke: All right, so why were you fired?
    • Arthur Fleck: They said I wasn't funny enough. Can you imagine that? Now if you don't mind, I have to go take care of my mother.
    • Detective Burke: Your boss also gave us one of your cards. This condition of yours, The laughing, is it real, or some sort of clown thing?
    • Arthur Fleck: A clown thing?
    • Detective Garrity: Yeah. I mean, part of your act?
    • Arthur Fleck: What do you think?
    • [Arthur turns and starts walking towards the hospital doors, but walks into the glass door]
    • Detective Garrity: It's exit only.
    • Arthur Fleck: Oh. What did you say to her? Did you do this?
    • Detective Garrity: What? No.
    • Detective Burke: No, no, no. We just asked her some questions. She got hysterical. Hyperventilating, collapsed...
    • Arthur Fleck: Yeah, but the doctor said she had a stroke.
    • Detective Garrity: We're sorry to hear about that. But like I said, I still have some questions for you. They're about to subway killings that happened last week. You've heard about them right?
    • Arthur Fleck: Yeah. It's horrible.
    • Detective Garrity: Right.
    • Detective Garrity: So we spoke with your boss, over at Ha-Ha's. He said you were fired for bringing a gun into the children's hospital. Is that true, Mr. Fleck?
    • Dr. Stoner: We went over this, Penny. You adopted him. We have all the paperwork, right here.
    • Young Penny: That's not true. Thomas and I made him, so it stayed our secret.
    • Dr. Stoner: You also stood by when one of your boyfriend's repeatedly abused your adopted son and battered you
    • [Arthur starts to laugh as he read the articles about his abuse]
    • Dr. Stoner: Penny, your son was found tied to a radiator in a filthy apartment, malnourished, with multiple bruises across his body, and severe trauma to his head.
    • Young Penny: I never heard him crying. He's always been such a happy little boy.
    • [Arthur starts to laugh uncontrollably and cry after he finishes reading Pennys file]
    • [first lines]
    • [on radio]
    • News Anchor: The news never ends. This is 1080 GCR. You get all the news you need, all day long. Good morning. It's 42 degrees at 10:30 on this Thursday, October 15th. I'm Stan L. Brooks, and here's what's happening.
    • Arthur Fleck: My mom died. I'm celebrating.
    • [last lines]
    • Arkham Psychiatrist: What's so funny?
    • Arthur Fleck: Just thinking of a joke.
    • [Arthur continues laughing as the last scene cuts to Bruce standing in from of his dead parents in the alley before cutting back]
    • Arkham Psychiatrist: Do you want to tell it to me?
    • Arthur Fleck: You wouldn't get it.
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