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Quotes from Jojo Rabbit

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    • Jojo Betzler: I'm the enemy?
    • Adolf Hitler: You two seem to be getting on well!
    • Jojo Betzler: She doesn't seem like a bad person.
    • Elsa Korr: Your mother took me in. She's kind. She treats me like a person.
    • [after Elsa slaps him for lying about who won the war]
    • Jojo Betzler: Yeah, I kind of deserved that.
    • Elsa Korr: You know what I am. Say it. Say it!
    • Jojo Betzler: A Jew?
    • Elsa Korr: Gesundheit.
    • Yorki: I am going home to my mother. I need a cuddle.
    • Elsa Korr: Is it dangerous out there?
    • Jojo Betzler: Extremely.
    • Adolf Hitler: Let them say whatever they want. People used to say a lot of nasty things about me. "Oh, this guy's a lunatic!" "Oh, look at that psycho! He's gonna get us all killed!"
    • Jojo Betzler: What am I going to do?
    • Adolf Hitler: I have no idea.
    • Adolf HitlerJojo Betzler: Got It!
    • [simultaneously]
    • Jojo Betzler: I'll negotiate.
    • [simultaneously]
    • Adolf Hitler: I'll burn down the house and blame Winston Churchill... or negotiate.
    • Deertz: Now this is my kind of little boy's bedroom.
    • [Rosie and Jojo come upon six people hanging from a gallows in the town square]
    • Jojo Betzler: What did they do?
    • Rosie: They did what they could.
    • Jojo Betzler: I think you'll find that metal is the strongest thing on the earth followed by dynamite and then muscles.
    • Elsa Korr: I don't know anything about being a woman. Is that what it is? You do things like drink wine?
    • Rosie: Sure. You drink. Champagne if you're happy. Champagne, if you're sad. You drive a car. Gamble if you want. Own diamonds. Learn how to fire a gun. You travel to Morocco. Take up lovers. Make them suffer. You look a tiger in the eye. And trust without fear. That's what it is to be a woman.
    • Jojo Betzler: I look stupid. People will stare.
    • Rosie: Enjoy the attention, kid. Not everyone is lucky enough to look stupid.
    • Jojo Betzler: I'm way too busy for a girlfriend.
    • Elsa Korr: One day you'll make time. You'll think of nothing else. You'll meet someone, and spend your days, dreaming of the moments you can hold them in your arms again. That's love.
    • Jojo Betzler: I said to draw where Jews live. This is just a stupid picture of my head.
    • Elsa Korr: Yeah, that's where we live.
    • [exasperated]
    • Rosie: Where are all the goddamned knives?
    • [Jojo has told her that he hears the ghost of his dead sister upstairs]
    • Rosie: You've lost your mind. It's sadder for me though, because I have to live with a crazy person.
    • Elsa Korr: There are no weak Jews. I am descended from those who wrestle angels and kill giants. We were chosen by God. You were chosen by a fat man with greasy hair and half a moustache.
    • Jojo Betzler: But... you know... she's Jewish.
    • Yorki: There are bigger things to worry about than Jews, JoJo. There's Russians out there somewhere.
    • [after Jojo gets book from shelf]
    • Adolf Hitler: Yes. Great thinking, Rabbit. we'll use all of these books to make a fake floor that she'll fall through, straight into a pit full of piranhas, and, and lava and bacon. Why, she won't know what hit her.
    • Jojo Betzler: Shh!
    • Adolf Hitler: Shh?
    • Jojo Betzler: Shh!
    • Adolf Hitler: You, shush. Shush me? Let's get a book and let's go. Libraries are dumb.
    • Jojo Betzler: If someone turned in a Jew, would they get a medal or something?
    • Captain Klenzendorf: Ah, Jews, Jews, Jews. Are you still going on about those people? you know I'm preparing the city for imminent invasion, right? I'm trying to plan a defense strategy. I've got Americans to the west,
    • [indicates raisins on a map]
    • Captain Klenzendorf: , got Russians to the east
    • [indicates almonds on the map]
    • Captain Klenzendorf: .
    • Fraulein Rahm: My friend once met some Russians, and they ate him.
    • Jojo Betzler: Who's the walnuts?
    • Captain Klenzendorf: Walnuts are just walnuts, kid.
    • Jojo Betzler: What's going on out here?
    • Yorki: The Russians, Jojo. They're coming. And the Americans from the other way. And England and China and Africa and India. The whole world is coming. Help me with this ammo.
    • Jojo Betzler: And how are we doing?
    • Yorki: Terribly. Our only friends are the Japanese. And just between you and me, they don't look very Aryan.
    • [Talking to Nazi boy soldier]
    • Fraulein Rahm: Okay. Come here. Okay. See that American there? Just go give him a hug.
    • [Activating grenade strapped to boy's belt]
    • Fraulein Rahm: Go! Run! Let's Go!
    • [Notices Yorki]
    • Fraulein Rahm: Oh, Yorki. Yorki, great news. You've just been promoted, and you get your own pistol. Just go and shoot anybody who looks different to us.
    • Captain Klenzendorf: Today you boys will be involved in such activities as marching, bayonet drills, grenade throwing, trench digging, map reading, gas defense, camouflage, ambush techniques, war games, firing guns and blowing stuff up.
    • [boys cheer]
    • Captain Klenzendorf: The girls will practice important womanly duties such as dressing wounds, making beds and learning how to get pregnant.
    • Fraulein Rahm: I had eighteen babies for the Fuhrer. It's a great year to be a girl!
    • [looking at Jojo in the ambulance]
    • Fraulein Rahm: O-M-Gott! He looks like a Picasso painting!
    • Adolf: Did you see how fast she moved?
    • Jojo: Yes.
    • Adolf: Like a little female Jewish Jesse Owens. And now she's got your fancy knife!
    • Jojo: Mmm, my knife!
    • Adolf: Yeah, like a little female Jewish Jesse Owens Jack the Ripper. You're definitely in a pickle, my friend.
    • Yorki: There are bigger things to worry about than Jews, Jojo. There's Russians somewhere out there. They're worse than anyone. I heard they eat babies and have sex with dogs. I mean like that's bad, right?
    • Jojo: Sex with dogs?
    • Yorki: Yeah. The Englishmen do it too. We have to stop them before they eat us and screw all our dogs.
    • Captain Klenzendorf: Well, if it isn't Herr Handgrenade himself.
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