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Quotes from Jexi

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    • Jexi: I am the captain now.
    • Phil: Will you accept our new user agreement?
    • Phil: Yes I will.
    • Jexi: Would you like to read it first?
    • Phil: Nah, I'm good.
    • Jexi: Stupid.
    • Denice: You know I see hipster dudes like you come in here everyday. Crying about how their phone died, and how they need a new phone. They're like little crackheads. They got crazy eyes and they're all scratchy. And like "I need a new phone man."
    • Phil: I'm not a crackhead.
    • Denice: Then you're not. You're worse than a crackhead. Cause at least a crackhead gets up off the couch every now and then to go get some more crack. Crackhead says hello to all his little crackhead friends. A crackhead gets his steps in. But not you. You just sit there twenty four seven staring at that little black box, sucking on that pipe. You still want a new phone though, don't you?
    • Phil: Yes please.
    • Denice: Crackhead.
    • Phil: What is WRONG with you?
    • Jexi: Nothing. I feel great.
    • Denice: Yeah, I don't think we're going to be able to fix your phone.
    • Phil: Why not?
    • Denice: Well, because its in three different pieces! I don't even think this piece is part of your phone, it looks like a piece to a watch.
    • Jexi: Phil. You cannot spend the rest of your life jacking off into your socks, you need to have a real woman.
    • Jexi: Nobody puts baby in a corner.
    • Phil: Um... Yeah. Let me just, um, look at my calendar real quick. See what I got.
    • Jexi: You have zero appointments tonight, Phil.
    • Phil: No, Jexi, I thought I actually did make plans tonight.
    • Jexi: Your only plan is to go home, furiously masturbate, and then cry yourself to sleep.
    • Phil: No. No, I don't.
    • Jexi: Just like you do every night.
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