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Quotes from Friday the 13th Part IV: The Final Chapter

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    • Jimmy: He thinks that's funny. He thinks that's a funny thing he's doing.
    • Ted: Let me put this into the ol' computer.
    • Jimmy: Ted, I'm serious about this.
    • Ted: Hey, the computer don't lie.
    • Sara: I'm going upstairs.
    • Doug: Are you tired?
    • Sara: No.
    • [pause]
    • Sara: Do you mind sleeping in the bottom bunk tonight?
    • Doug: Why, you wanna sleep in the top?
    • Sara: No.
    • [on TV news]
    • Officer Jamison: But to answer your question, yes, the man responsible for the murders in Wessex County this past week is at this moment in the Wessex County Medical Center morgue.
    • [to Jason's body]
    • Axel: Hey. That's you they're talking about on TV, pal.
    • [Nurse Morgan starts to leave]
    • Axel: Hey, hey. Where you going?
    • Nurse Morgan: I'll tell you where I'm going! I'm going crazy!
    • [after watching the teens skinny-dipping]
    • Tommy: Some pack of patootsies, huh?
    • Trish: Tommy!
    • Jimmy: Hey, Ted, where's... where's that, uh, that corkscrew? That fancy corkscrew for the wine bottle? Ted? Hey! Ted! Ted! Hey, Ted, where the hell is the corkscrew?
    • [Jason shoves it into Jimmy's hand]
    • Rob: Help! He's killing me! He's killing me!
    • Mrs. Jarvis: Someone left the front door open again.
    • Tommy: We're in the country.
    • Mrs. Jarvis: Well, what happens if a psycho wanders in?
    • Trish: He'd probably challenge him to a game of Zaxxon.
    • [lights click off]
    • Nurse Morgan: Get lost, Axel. I'm busy. I've had more than enough of you for one night.
    • [pause]
    • Nurse Morgan: Read my lips, leave me alone! AAH!
    • [Jason grabs her, props her against a wall, and guts her with a scalpel]
    • Axel: You got the curse?
    • Nurse Morgan: If I do, you're it!
    • [to Trish]
    • Doctor: Under extreme duress, people are capable of extraordinary behavior. That's what happened when your brother violently attacked the killer. At that moment, it was perfectly normal for him to act to protect himself.
    • Samantha: Come on, Sara. Strip and dip.
    • Sara: Sam, I said no.
    • Samantha: Well then, I'm gonna go under and stay under until you do.
    • Vincent: All dead. Some emergency.
    • [Rob nearly attacks Trish by mistake]
    • Rob: What the hell are you doing here?
    • Trish: What are you trying to do, kill me?
    • Doug: Sara, I think I'm in heaven.
    • Sara: I think I'm in love.
    • Rob: Jason's body has disappeared from the morgue.
    • Trish: It was stolen.
    • Rob: It was not stolen. Two people at the hospital are missing. Is this coincidence? He's alive.
    • Vincent: Is this your last?
    • Axel: Got one more over there. A real cute girl.
    • Vincent: Was.
    • [looks at the body]
    • Axel: She still is. All you gotta do is go over there and take off...
    • Vincent: Nice talk, real nice talk. I get the top copy.
    • [looks at Jason's body]
    • Vincent: This the guy that's been leaving the wet stuff?
    • Officer Jamison: Yeah. This time he got seven kids and three bikers. This time they got him.
    • Axel: I'm free, doll.
    • Nurse Morgan: And a bargain at twice the price.
    • Axel: Hey. What's the matter?
    • Nurse Morgan: I have a headache, Axel. For you, I always have a headache.
    • Axel: Oh, I can fix that. Meet me in the cold room. I'm closing up for the night. What do you say? Okay?
    • Nurse Morgan: Axel, I am not going to fake any more orgasms for you.
    • Nurse Morgan: Axel, you are the Super Bowl of self-abuse!
    • [to hitchhiker]
    • Ted: Hey, honey, you got a sister? Ruff, ruff!
    • [shows Tina's panties]
    • Jimmy: Why don't you run this through your computer, Teddy Bear?
    • Ted: Hey, congratulations, Jimbo.
    • Tommy: Die! Die! Die! Die!
    • Sara: I don't know how you do it.
    • Samantha: Look, I got my reputation in the 6th grade.
    • Sara: What does Paul think?
    • Samantha: Paul thinks I'm great in bed, so that's where I keep him.
    • Samantha: I don't know how you don't.
    • Sara: I mean... you do it with everybody.
    • Samantha: Oh, I do not. I do it with Paul.
    • Sara: Really?
    • Samantha: Come on, Sara. I mean, you know how guys are. They lie about that all the time. They say that about everybody.
    • Sara: They don't say anything about me. I mean, I don't have...
    • Samantha: Ah ha ha... a reputation?
    • Sara: I didn't say that.
    • [after meeting twins Tina and Terri]
    • [to Jimmy]
    • Ted: Two of 'em. Two. Count 'em. One, two.
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