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Quotes from Friday the 13th (2009)

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    • [from trailer]
    • Pamela Voorhees: Did you know a young boy drowned here? He was my son. And today, is his birthday.
    • [from trailer]
    • Clay: Hey, I'm not from around here, but I'm looking for my sister. She's gone missing.
    • [from trailer]
    • Chelsea: What are you doing, Nolan?
    • [hands over hockey stick to Jason]
    • Chewie: Are you looking for this? Because, uh, it completes your outfit.
    • Richie: Do you know how many lakes are probably called Crystal Lake? It's like Crystal Geyser, Crystal Water. Go to a supermarket. Every single bottled water is named "Crystal" something.
    • Wade: Aquafina.
    • [speaking softly to Chewie with a flaming drink]
    • Bree: Did you forget how to drink that? Just bring it to your lips, blow, and suck.
    • Trent: Your tits are stupendous.
    • Bree: Wow, you really know how to make a girl feel special.
    • [coming out of a cramped backseat]
    • Chewie: Oh, my God. Babies have more space in the uterus.
    • [to Bree]
    • Trent: You got perfect nipple placement, baby.
    • [after breaking Trent's chair]
    • Chewie: They don't call me the "wood wizard" because I masturbate a lot.
    • [first lines]
    • Pamela Voorhees: You should have been watching him. Every minute.
    • [Camp Counselor decapitates Pamela. Young Jason approaches the body, picks up a photo-locket]
    • Pamela Voorhees: Jason. My special, special boy. They must be punished, Jason. For what they did to you. For what they did to me.
    • [Young Jason picks up the machete, walks away]
    • Pamela Voorhees: Kill for mother.
    • Pamela Voorhees: Come here. Come here now.
    • Camp Counselor: No.
    • Pamela Voorhees: You're the last one. I've killed all the others. It'll be easier for you than it was for Jason.
    • Camp Counselor: Why are you doing this?
    • Pamela Voorhees: You need to be punished for what you did to him.
    • Camp Counselor: I didn't do anything.
    • Pamela Voorhees: You let him drown. Jason was my son.
    • Camp Counselor: I didn't do anything. No. No. No. Please.
    • Richie: I'm not gonna go out there with a boner.
    • Amanda: Well, you're not gonna get any until you do.
    • [to Clay]
    • Trent: I would probably leave soon before I get pissed off and, you know...
    • Clay Miller: Yeah?
    • Trent: Yeah.
    • [looks from Clay to door, seemingly tough]
    • [unfazed]
    • Clay Miller: What happens then?
    • Lawrence: I got business I gotta do this weekend.
    • Chelsea: What business?
    • Lawrence: Music. I'm trying to start a label.
    • Chelsea: Oh, yeah? Like what kind? Like rap?
    • Lawrence: Why you gotta go racial? Look, don't put me in a box, all right? What, because I'm black I can't listen to Green Day?
    • Chelsea: You're right, that was dumb. So, what kind of music?
    • Lawrence: Rap.
    • Jenna: I never liked camp.
    • Clay Miller: Why?
    • Jenna: Bad food, bugs, cheap toilet paper...
    • [grabs a hockey stick]
    • Chewie: Hey. Now, this is a real man's sport. You're even curved to the left, like my penis.
    • Whitney Miller: Jason. Say hi to Mommy...
    • [stabs Jason with machete]
    • Whitney Miller: ...in hell.
    • [walking down the path after breaking Trent's chair, imitates Trent]
    • Chewie: Hi, my name is Trent. My daddy bent me over this chair and beat me when I was little, so you need to fix it.
    • Old Lady: People go missing around here, they're gone for good. Outsiders come, they don't know where to walk. They bring trouble. We just want to be left alone. And so does he.
    • Clay Miller: So does who?
    • Pamela Voorhees: His name was Jason. And today, is his birthday...
    • Clay Miller: I want to ask you if you, uh- if maybe you'd seen somebody...
    • [holds up flier of Whitney]
    • Clay Miller: It's my sister. She came up around here with some friends and... she's gone missing.
    • Old Lady: She ain't missing. She's dead.
    • Pamela Voorhees: Jason... my special, special boy!
    • Pamela Voorhees: Kill for Mother...
    • Richie: How's that beer treating you, beer snob?
    • Mike: Better than my own piss.
    • Wade: You can drink that, by the way. Yours, hers, hers, mine, yours. I swear to God, piss is sterile.
    • Amanda: For the record, you will never drink my piss.
    • Wade: That's what you think.
    • [after hearing about Jason, to Wade]
    • Richie: I get it, though, dude. You do what you gotta do to survive, you know? If we were all out here starving to death and you were... and you were dead, I'd eat your leg.
    • Amanda: That's really sweet.
    • Richie: Thank you.
    • Wade: Why would you eat my leg, man? I can teach you how to fish; just go fishing.
    • Richie: I don't eat fish.
    • Amanda: That's not what you told me.
    • [they laugh]
    • [to Richie before he has sex with Amanda]
    • Wade: May the force be with your schwartz.
    • [Chewie pulls out a bong]
    • Lawrence: Lucille? Baby, is that you?
    • [acting as Lucille]
    • Chewie: Lawrence, you've been cheating on me.
    • Lawrence: No.
    • Chewie: I saw you with a bowl the other night.
    • Lawrence: No, you...
    • Chewie: A bowl!
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