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Quotes from Dr. Seuss' The Lorax

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    • Once-ler: You wanna know about trees? About what happened to them? They're gone.
    • [sadly]
    • Once-ler: It's because of me.
    • Ted: Huh?
    • [a Whisper-ma-Phone chutes down to Ted. Ted leans in to hear]
    • [shouts]
    • Once-ler: IT'S BECAUSE OF ME!
    • Mr. O'Hare: You've got a beautiful town here, Ted! I can't think of any reason you'd want to leave town... ever again.
    • The Lorax: You have been warned!
    • Ted: The last seed?
    • Once-ler: It's not about what it is. It's about what it can become. Just like... you're not just a boy.
    • Once-ler: Unless someone like you cares an awful lot, things aren't going to get better. They're not.
    • Ted: You do know that you are talking in rhyme, don't you?
    • Once-ler: Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
    • [first meets Once-ler]
    • The Lorax: Hey!
    • Once-ler: And who are you?
    • The Lorax: Hey, hey! I-I'm the Lorax! Guardian of the forest. I speak for the trees.
    • [doesn't get a reaction from Once-ler]
    • The Lorax: So you're telling me, that you didn't see me magically appear out of that stump. With all the thunder and lightning. You didn't see any of that?
    • Once-ler: No. But, that sounds amazing. Can I see some of that?
    • The Lorax: Yeah, I could show you. But that's not how it works.
    • [Once-ler screams and falls backwards]
    • The Lorax: Did you chop down this tree?
    • Once-ler: Uhh... No.
    • The Lorax: Who did it?
    • [gasps]
    • Once-ler: What's that?
    • [the Lorax looks back and Once-ler drops his ax on Pipsqueak the Bar-ba-loot]
    • Once-ler: I think he did it.
    • [growls]
    • The Lorax: Leave! Vacate the premises! Take your ax and get out!
    • Once-ler: Why are you so interested in trees, anyway? Why aren't you like other kids? Breakdancing and wearing bellbottoms and playing the Donkey Kongs?
    • [laughs]
    • Ted: Yeah. Right, right. I don't know. Uh, I just thought it might be kinda cool to have one.
    • [knowingly]
    • Once-ler: Uh-huh. It's a girl, isn't it?
    • [scoffs]
    • Ted: What? No!
    • Once-ler: Really? Because when a guy does something stupid once, well that's because he's a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that's usually to impress some girl.
    • Ted: Hey, she is not just some girl! She's a woman. In high school. And she loves trees. And I'm gonna get her one.
    • Once-ler: Awww. How nice to see someone so undeterred by things like reality.
    • Ted: Thank you.
    • [to Ted]
    • Audrey: I could just kiss you right now!
    • [Ted and Audrey lean in to kiss, only to be stopped by Ted's mother]
    • Ted's Mom: We don't have time for that!
    • Ted: I dunno, we have a little time.
    • [admiring his first thneed]
    • Once-ler: Now that's a thneed! Nothing unmanly about knitting. No sir!
    • Once-ler: Whoa, whoa, whoa! You wouldn't hit a woman.
    • The Lorax: Hoo! That's a woman?
    • [after seeing Pipsqueak take and eat a truffula fruit]
    • The Lorax: Ugh, barbaloots.
    • Ted's Mom: Why do you need a tree? It just... sticks out of the ground and it does what? I don't even know what it does. Look! We've GOT a tree! It's the Oak-a-matic! Three modes! Summer, Fall, Winter, and... Disco!
    • [starts dancing]
    • Ted's Mom: Come on, honey, dance with the tree.
    • Ted: Oh, it hurts, mom. Please stop.
    • Once-ler: It's a girl, isn't it?
    • Ted: What? No!
    • Once-ler: Really. Because when a guy does something stupid once, well, that's because he's guy. But he does the same stupid thing twice, that's usually to impress some girl.
    • The Lorax: Which way does a tree fall?
    • Once-ler: Uhhhh... down?
    • The Lorax: A tree falls the way it leans. be careful which way you lean.
    • Once-ler: It all started a long time ago.
    • Ted: Can we start not so long ago, maybe?
    • Once-ler: Do you want a tree?
    • Ted: Yes, yes.
    • Once-ler: Then it all started a long, long time ago.
    • [quietly to the barbaloots]
    • The Lorax: Who taught you guys how to steal a bed?
    • [whispers]
    • Once-ler: Thank you, Ted.
    • Mr. O'Hare: You gotta be kidding me! Do you really think people are stupid enough to buy this?
    • 2nd Marketing Guy: Our research shows that if you put something in a plastic bottle, people will buy it!
    • [O' Hare begins to sing about pollution cheerfully]
    • Mr. O'Hare: Let it die, let it die, let it shrivel up and... come on, who's with me, huh?
    • [after being pulled from the river and revived by the Lorax]
    • Once-ler: Now, I have a big day tomorrow, so I am going to get some sleep.
    • [walks off, but comes back and walks in the opposite direction]
    • Once-ler: Once I find my bed.
    • [Referring to her mural]
    • Audrey: Those are trees. Real ones. They used to grow all around here. And people said that the touch of their tufts was softer than anything, even silk. And they smelled like butterfly milk.
    • Audrey: What I want more than anything in the whole world is to see a real living tree, growing in my backyard.
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