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Quotes from Destination Wedding

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    • Lindsay: Why didn't we meet seven years ago?
    • Frank: Just lucky I guess.
    • Lindsay: Don't you believe there is someone for everyone?
    • Frank: Close. I believe that there is nobody for anyone.
    • Lindsay: Do you wanna have children?
    • Frank: I'd rather be dead in a ditch.
    • Frank: Why would anyone have my mother as their maid of honor?
    • Lindsay: I know, it's like having the Grim Reaper at your CAT scan.
    • [while having sex in the wilderness]
    • Frank: On the off-chance that we are making a baby, do you want a boy or a girl?
    • Lindsay: You're asking me this now?
    • Frank: I'm killing time.
    • Frank: What brings you to San Luis Obispo?
    • Lindsay: You don't have to.
    • Frank: What?
    • Lindsay: Talk. Honestly, I'd be happier if you didn't.
    • Frank: Fine.
    • Lindsay: Howard left your mother?
    • Frank: 'Left' is not a strong enough word. Fled.
    • Lindsay: For an older woman?
    • Frank: He would have left for an otter. Anyway, leaving is leaving.
    • Lindsay: No, no. Leaving for a younger woman is awful, it's horrible. But leaving for an older woman is perverse.
    • [Buckling from the weight of carrying Lindsay]
    • Frank: . You have a high, specific gravity.
    • Lindsay: Yeah, dense bones.
    • Frank: Really deceptive avoirdupois.
    • Lindsay: This is the slowest I've ever been carried.
    • Lindsay: Would you like to know about you?
    • Frank: Balletically formed?
    • Lindsay: That's right
    • Frank: No.
    • Lindsay: Yes you would. You're very handsome... And you have a beautiful penis.
    • Frank: I do?
    • Lindsay: Oh come on Frank. Surely people have told you that your entire life.
    • Frank: No.
    • Lindsay: Well it's very nice. It's straight, and you would not believe how epidemic a problem that is. Also it's baletically formed. It's not so big as to ever be a concern, but it's big enough never to be the object of ridicule or scorn. You're in a very sweet spot there.
    • Frank: Are you saying that Keith's penis is not straight?
    • Lindsay: Can you imagine that we would have gone this entire weekend without saying these things to each other?
    • Lindsay: So what do you do Frank, that is when you're not shining your light upon the world?
    • Frank: International. And don't sleep on awards. Our country lives on self-congratulation.
    • Lindsay: Let me ask you this. Has there ever been a car that wasn't a J.D. Power and Assoc. car of the year?
    • Frank: We don't do 'Car of the Year'. That's a magazine.
    • Lindsay: I've seen those Lucite trophies. They're on every car commercial for every car, ever.
    • Frank: What do you do anyway?
    • Lindsay: I prosecute companies and institutions for culturally insensitive actions or speech.
    • Frank: You're the politically correct police.
    • Lindsay: No.
    • Frank: You parse what people say and do, and then accuse them of being racist or misogynist or otherwise horrible. You destroy lives and reputations for money.
    • [scoffs]
    • Lindsay: No.
    • Frank: I run marketing for J. D. Power and Assoc.
    • Frank: Is that what you dreamed of ? A career of reverse fascism?
    • Lindsay: I can't remember dreaming.
    • Lindsay: The 'Car of the Year' people?
    • Frank: No, that's a magazine.
    • Lindsay: I bought one of your 'Cars of the Year'. It was a piece of crap.
    • Frank: Again, a magazine. Common error.
    • Lindsay: Is that the career you dreamed of? Handing out awards by the fistful?
    • Frank: Hugely successful company, extremely well respected.
    • Lindsay: It's corporate brownnosing on a national scale.
    • Lindsay: You know, I'm not wearing anything under my pajamas.
    • Frank: Why would you? They're so alluring.
    • Lindsay: I didn't think I was going to be intimate this weekend... or any weekend.
    • Frank: Superman couldn't see through those pajamas. People have jousted in lighter clothing.
    • Frank: I hope it's a big place.
    • Lindsay: It isn't.
    • Frank: If I see you at a restaurant I'll go to another restaurant.
    • Lindsay: I'm not gonna be in any restaurants.
    • Frank: Why? Are you checking into a mental institution?
    • [on being confronted by a mountain lion]
    • Frank: We are not a herd, we are wedding guests.
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