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Bordello of Blood

  • Rated R
  • 1hr 27m
  • 36

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  • Trailer for Tales From The Crypt Presents: Bordello Of Blood
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Movie Info & Cast

Release Date:

Aug 16, 1996

Runtime:

1hr 27m

Synopsis

The Crypt Keeper returns to tell the story of a funeral parlor that moonlights as a vampire bordello.

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Metacritic

36
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Based on 14 Critics
6.7

USER SCORE (11)

Generally favorable reviews based on 11 Reviews
30

Neither funny enough nor scary enough to be satisfying as either a shocker or a spoof.

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Metacritic review by Joe Leydon
Joe Leydon
Variety
25

Bordello of Blood easily could have been called Bore- dello of Blood. This gory vampire spoof is remarkably free of jolts, hardly registering as a fright film, with a series of weak special effects involving many globs of guts...The big themes in this lackluster second feature under the Tales From the Crypt banner are sex and religion. Both are presented with painfully sophomoric irreverence.

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Metacritic review by Peter Stack
Peter Stack
San Francisco Chronicle
20

The Dennis Miller Show… with nekkid vampire-vixens. That's it in a coffin-nail.

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Metacritic review by Marc Savlov
Marc Savlov
Austin Chronicle
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