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Quotes from Bohemian Rhapsody

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    • [from trailer, Brian May finishes Bohemian Rhapsody guitar solo in studio]
    • Brian May: So now what?
    • Freddie Mercury: Oh, this is when the operatic section comes in.
    • Brian May: Ah. The operatic section, yeah...
    • [after listening to Bohemian Rhapsody]
    • Ray Foster: It goes on forever, six bloody minutes!
    • Freddie Mercury: I pity your wife if you think six minutes is forever.
    • [from trailer]
    • [to Freddie]
    • Mary Austin: I love the way you move on stage. The whole room belongs to you. Don't you see what you can be?
    • [from trailer, recording operatic section of Bohemian Rhapsody]
    • [singing in high pitch]
    • Roger Taylor: Galileo!
    • Freddie Mercury: Do it again.
    • [singing in high pitch]
    • Roger Taylor: Galileo!
    • Freddie Mercury: One more.
    • Roger Taylor: HOW MANY MORE GALILEOS DO YOU WANT?
    • [threatens with coffee pitcher]
    • Freddie Mercury: Roger, there's only room in this band for one hysterical queen.
    • [from trailer]
    • Ray Foster: Mark these words: NO ONE will play Queen.
    • Jim Beach: Fortune favors the bold.
    • Brian May: I wanna give the audience a song that they can perform. So what can they do?
    • [Brian stomps his foot twice and claps, he and other band members follow along to the beat of We Will Rock You]
    • Brian May: Imagine... thousands of people... doing this in unison. Hmm?
    • Freddie Mercury: What's the lyric?
    • [about to perform]
    • Roger Taylor: Ready, Freddie?
    • Freddie Mercury: Let's do it.
    • Jim Beach: They just need a bit of time.
    • Freddie Mercury: What if I don't have time?
    • Freddie Mercury: What if I don't have time?
    • Roger Taylor: You're a legend, Fred.
    • Freddie Mercury: You're bloody right I am! We're all legends.
    • [pause]
    • Freddie Mercury: But you're right, I am a legend.
    • [to Freddie, crying]
    • Mary Austin: Your life is going to be very difficult.
    • [to Freddie, crying]
    • Mary Austin: Your life is going to be very difficult.
    • [Freddie approaches bandmates wearing extravagant outfit, Brian May's eyes widen]
    • Brian May: Wow! I didn't know it was fancy dress, Fred.
    • Freddie Mercury: I've got to make an impression, darling!
    • Brian May: You look like an angry lizard!
    • John Reid: So, tell me. What makes Queen any different from all of the other wannabe rockstars I meet?
    • Freddie Mercury: Tell you what it is, Mr. Reid. Now we're four misfits who don't belong together, we're playing for the other misfits. They're the outcasts, right at the back of the room. We're pretty sure they don't belong either. We belong to them.
    • Freddie Mercury: Tell you what it is, Mr. Reid. Now we're four misfits who don't belong together, we're playing for other misfits. They're the outcasts right at the back of the room. We're pretty sure they don't belong either. We belong to them.
    • [from trailer]
    • Brian May: We want to do something different.
    • Ray Foster: It's my money, I say what goes!
    • Brian May: We can't simply repeat ourselves.
    • Freddie Mercury: No... we can do better.
    • [from trailer]
    • Freddie Mercury: We can be. We believe in each other... that's everything. We are going to do great things. It's an experience - love, tragedy, joy... it's something that people will feel belongs to them.
    • Ray Foster: No-one is going to be head-banging in the car to Bohemian Rhapsody.
    • [after listening to Bohemian Rhapsody]
    • Ray Foster: Bohemian...
    • Brian May: Rhapsody. It's poetic.
    • Ray Foster: What on earth is it about? Scaramouche? Galileo? Beelzebub? And that Ismallah business?
    • Freddie Mercury: Bismillah.
    • [Roger threatens by throwing the coffee machine]
    • Brian MayJohn Deacon: Not the coffee machine!
    • [as Freddie passes him by]
    • Young Man at Clinic: Ay-oh?
    • [Stopping and looking back at him]
    • Freddie Mercury: Ay-oh.
    • Ray Foster: We need a song teenagers can bang their heads to in a car. Bohemian Rhapsody is not that song.
    • [Roger, Brian, and Deacon have an argument over Roger's song "I'm in Love with My Car", to the point where Roger loses his tempe]
    • Brian May: Not the coffee machine!
    • Roger Taylor: ...Who even is Galileo?
    • Freddie Mercury: Roger, there's only room in this band for one hysterical queen.
    • Ray Foster: Bohemian...
    • John Reid: Yeah, we need radio. Format is three minutes.
    • Ray Foster: What about 'I'm in Love with My Car'?
    • [disappointed look on Queen's faces before Freddie kicks Ray's desk]
    • Ray Foster: Well, that's the kind of songs teenagers can crank up the volume in their car and bang their heads to. 'Bohemian Rhapsody' will never be that song.
    • Brian May: Rhapsody.
    • Ray Foster: Rhapsody. What is that?
    • Freddie Mercury: An epic poem.
    • Ray Foster: It goes on forever, six bloody minutes!
    • Freddie Mercury: I pity your wife if you think six minutes is forever.
    • [pause]
    • Freddie Mercury: And you know what? We're going to release it as our single.
    • [laugs]
    • Ray Foster: Not possible. Anything over three minutes, and the radio stations won't program it. John?
    • [Freddie invites Roger over to his new mansion]
    • Freddie Mercury: What do you think?
    • [Roger looks at Freddie's mustache]
    • Roger Taylor: Gayer.
    • [Quoting Zoroaster]
    • Bomi Bulsara: Good Thoughts. Good Words. Good Deeds.
    • [singing on piano]
    • Freddie Mercury: Happy birthday, Mr Mercury...
    • Jim Beach: The sun always sets behind you on Miami Beach.
    • Freddie Mercury: I'm just a musical prostitute.
    • Freddie Mercury: We're family. We believe in each other. That's everything.
    • Jim Hutton: Touch me again like that and I'll belt ya.
    • Freddie Mercury: I enjoyed the show. I also, I write songs.
    • Brian May: Our lead singer just quit.
    • Freddie Mercury: Well then, you're going to need someone new.
    • [to Freddie]
    • Brian May: No one will play us on the radio. We need to get experimental.
    • Bomi Bulsara: So now the family name is not good enough for you.
    • Freddie Mercury: I've changed it legally. No going back.
    • Roger Taylor: What are you doing later?
    • Kashmira Bulsara: Homework...
    • [Quoting Zoroaster]
    • Freddie Mercury: Good thoughts, good words, good deeds. Just like you taught me, papa.
    • [Bomi embraces Freddie]
    • Freddie Mercury: I am the lead singer not the leader of the band.
    • Mary Austin: You've been burning the candle at both ends, Freddie.
    • Paul Prenter: I know who you are, Freddie Mercury.
    • [to German TV presenter]
    • Paul Prenter: His lovers were countless.
    • Man in clinic: Eh yo!
    • Freddie Mercury: Eh yo!
    • Shelley Stern: Freddie, could you tell us about the rumours concerning your sexuality?
    • [At press conference]
    • Brian May: Does anyone have questions about the music?
    • Jim Hutton: Goodnight, Freddie. Or should I say good morning?
    • Jim Hutton: I like you too, Freddie. Come and find me when you decide to like yourself.
    • Ray Foster: Mark these words. No one will play Queen.
    • Ray Foster: It's my money. I say what goes!
    • Freddie Mercury: How much do you think we can get for this van?
    • [coming out to Mary]
    • Freddie Mercury: I think I'm bisexual.
    • Mary Austin: Freddie, you're gay.
    • Freddie Mercury: I have four extra incisors.
    • [Roger threatens to throw a coffee machine at Brian and John]
    • Brian May: Not the coffee machine!
    • [after the band meets Mary's husband David]
    • Freddie Mercury: What do you all think of David?
    • [pause]
    • [sighs]
    • Brian May: He's a nice chap.
    • Freddie Mercury: I think he's gay.
    • Freddie Mercury: The human condition requires a bit of anesthesia.
    • Brian May: It's America. They're Puritans in public, perverts in private.
    • Mary Austin: What do you want from me, Freddie?
    • Freddie Mercury: Almost everything.
    • Freddie Mercury: Jim?
    • Jim Hutton: Yes, Freddie?
    • Freddie Mercury: I've got another martini. Would you like it?
    • Jim Hutton: Yes.
    • Mary's Father: So she's gone?
    • Freddie Mercury: God damn you, John!
    • John Deacon: I'm sorry.
    • Mary's Father: Don't be.
    • Ray Foster: NO! She just went to get some...
    • Mary's Father: Groceries?
    • Ray Foster: Sure.
    • Kashmira Bulsara: I'm sorry. Um... what is going on?
    • Freddie Mercury: Mary's gone.
    • Ray Foster: They've been looking.
    • John Deacon: Maybe she died.
    • Mary's Father: AH!
    • Freddie Mercury: Let's go and punch a hole in the roof of Wembley Stadium.
    • Brian May: Actually, Wembley Stadium doesn't have a roof.
    • Freddie Mercury: Then we'll punch a hole in the sky.
    • Freddie Mercury: I'm not going to be anybody's victim, AIDS poster boy or cautionary tale.
    • [after singing Galileo in high pitch several times]
    • Roger Taylor: My balls are in my chest.
    • [singing in high pitch]
    • Roger Taylor: Galileo!
    • Freddie Mercury: Higher!
    • Roger Taylor: If I go higher, only dogs will hear it!
    • [Freddy is trying to warm up his vocals before Live Aid. He looks behind and sees one of his cats staring at him]
    • Freddie Mercury: What, you think you can do better?
    • Freddie Mercury: Formulas are a complete and utter waste of time.
    • Freddie Mercury: You will forever be known as the man who lost Queen.
    • Freddie Mercury: Mmm. They say money can't buy happiness, darlings! But it does allow you to give it away!
    • Jim Hutton: So, all your friends have left you alone.
    • Freddie Mercury: They're not my friends. Not really. Just distraction.
    • Jim Hutton: From what?
    • Freddie Mercury: The in-between moments, I suppose. I find them intolerable. All of the darkness you thought you left behind comes creeping back in.
    • Freddie Mercury: You know when you know you've gone rotten? Really rotten? Fruit flies. Dirty little fruit flies. Coming to feast on what's left.
    • Mary Austin: So, the new name is Queen?
    • Freddie Mercury: As in Her Royal Highness, and because it's outrageous, and I can't think of anyone more outrageous than me!
    • [Introducing Jim Beach to Ray Foster]
    • John Reid: And here's the bands lawyer Jim Beach.
    • Jim Beach: Hello.
    • Freddie Mercury: You MUST stop calling him that.
    • John Reid: That's his name.
    • Freddie Mercury: No, we can NOT keep calling him Jim Beach. Now that's absurd, not to mention unspeakably boring.
    • [thinks]
    • Freddie Mercury: Miami! From now on I dub thee MIAMI Beach!
    • [debating which song is better; Sweet Lady or I'm in Love with my Car]
    • Roger Taylor: "You call me sweet like I'm some kind of cheese"
    • Brian May: It's good.
    • Roger Taylor: WOW!
    • Brian May: Is that, you know, "with my hands on your grease gun". That's very subtle isn't it?
    • Roger Taylor: It's a METAPHOR Brian!
    • John Deacon: It's just a bit weird Roger. What exactly are you doing with that car?
    • [after Tim tells Brian and Roger he's leaving Smile for another band]
    • [sarcastically]
    • Brian May: Humpy Bong?
    • Tim Staffell: Humpy Bong. They're going places! They're gonna be big!
    • Roger Taylor: Humpy Bong? Are you joking?
    • [knocks on the door to Freddie's flat and barges in]
    • Roger Taylor: Your phones off the hook.
    • [points to lady companion]
    • Roger Taylor: This is Crystal.
    • Cheryl: CHERYL!
    • Roger Taylor: Oh, that's right. My mistake.
    • [calling Paul on the telephone]
    • Freddie Mercury: Paul
    • Paul Prenter: Freddie?
    • Freddie Mercury: Sweetheart, I want to throw a party.
    • Paul Prenter: Okay, who do you want to invite?
    • Freddie Mercury: People! I want you to shake the freak tree and invite anyone who plops to the ground! Dwarfs and giants, magicians, Zulu tribesmen. contortionists, fire eaters, and priests. We're going to need to confess.
    • Freddie Mercury: I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to offend you, I'm sorry. I won't do that again, alright? Let me get you a beer.
    • Jim Hutton: I wouldn't mind a beer.
    • [chuckles]
    • Freddie Mercury: Can you just tell me where we keep them?
    • Brian May: No Prenter? It's unusual to see you without your clone.
    • Freddie Mercury: It's unusual seeing you be so bitchy.
    • Live Aid Organiser: So we have had a bit of a complaint about the noise... From a woman in Belgium.
    • Reporter 2: Freddie, uh, your teeth! Why don't you get your teeth fixed?
    • Freddie Mercury: I live in Britain. I don't want to stand out.
    • [after Mary leaves Freddie, driving away in the rain]
    • Paul Prenter: 'Cause I'm the only one left, now you're blaming me for everything?
    • Freddie Mercury: I blame myself.
    • Paul Prenter: So I'm out? Just like that? After everything we've been through? Just think of the photos I have. I know who you are, Freddie Mercury!
    • [angry, firmly]
    • Freddie Mercury: You know when you gone really rotten? Really rotten? Fruit fly. Dirty, little, fruit fly. Coming to feast on what's left. Well, there isn't much left for you to feast on anymore!
    • [Under Pressure begins playing]
    • [enraged]
    • Freddie Mercury: So, fly off! Do what you like with your photographs and your stories... but promise me one thing... that I never want to see your face again... ever.
    • Paul Prenter: Freddie? What are you doing? You'll catch your death.
    • Freddie Mercury: Why didn't you tell me about Live Aid?
    • Paul Prenter: The Africa charity gig? It'd be an embarrassment. I didn't want to waste your time.
    • Freddie Mercury: You should have told me.
    • Paul Prenter: Of course I did. You forgot. You're always forgetting things. Come in now and have a drink.
    • Freddie Mercury: You're out.
    • Paul Prenter: What do you mean?
    • Freddie Mercury: I want you out of my life.
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