Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn Movie Poster

Quotes from Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn

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    • Black Mask: WOOO! Who's having a good time?
    • Black Mask: Turn it up!
    • [after Dinah uses her Canary Cry]
    • Harley Quinn: I told you she had a killer voice.
    • [repeated line]
    • The Huntress: Do you know who I am?
    • [gets a kick]
    • Harley Quinn: Right in the tits!
    • Black Mask: Why don't I own the crossbow killer? I like crossbows!
    • [to Harley]
    • Cassandra Cain: I stole your ring.
    • [holds up a grenade pin]
    • Harley Quinn: YOU KILLED MY SANDWICH!
    • [talking about the Ace Chemical Plant]
    • Harley Quinn: Some people have their Eiffel Tower or Olive Garden...
    • Harley Quinn: They say if you want to tell a story right, you gotta start at the beginning.
    • Harley Quinn: You know what they say: behind every successful man is a badass broad.
    • [on her breakup with The Joker]
    • Harley Quinn: So... we broke up.
    • Harley Quinn: Being Joker's girl gave me immunity.
    • Harley Quinn: Number 1: No one is like me.
    • Harley Quinn: I'm not shopping at this store - I'm robbing this store. Paying is for dummies!
    • Harley Quinn: If you want boys to respect you, show them you're serious. Shoot something, blow it up!
    • Harley Quinn: I'm sorry, kid, I'm just a terrible person I guess.
    • Harley Quinn: THAT is childhood trauma right there.
    • [Sionis is outside the Booby Trap hideout]
    • Harley Quinn: He's after all of us. The kid just robbed him.
    • [to Dinah]
    • Harley Quinn: You betrayed him.
    • [to Huntress]
    • Harley Quinn: You killed his BFF.
    • [to Montoya]
    • Harley Quinn: And you're dumb enough to be building a case against him. So, unless we all want to die very unpleasant deaths, we're going to have to work together.
    • Harley Quinn: Isn't this fun? It's just like a sleepover. We should order pizza- make Cosmos!
    • Dinah Lance: Harley, focus!
    • Harley Quinn: Psychologically speaking, vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for.
    • [to Montoya]
    • Harley Quinn: Aren't you glad you wore that? Sexy AND bulletproof!
    • Harley Quinn: You made me want to be a less terrible person
    • [handing out lime margaritas, to Cassandra]
    • Harley Quinn: You drink, right, kid?
    • Renee Montoya: I underestimated you and I'm sorry.
    • [shrugs]
    • Harley Quinn: I'm used to it.
    • Harley Quinn: Call me a softie, I dare ya!
    • [Harley is getting bottles of LaxPlus laxative at the grocert store]
    • Harley Quinn: There are two ways that diamond's coming out of you.
    • [holds up a bottle of LaxPlus]
    • Harley Quinn: This way.
    • [grabs a sharp knife]
    • Harley Quinn: Or this way.
    • [Cassandra quickly chooses the bottle of LaxPlus]
    • Harley Quinn: That's what I thought. Also, I'm out of groceries.
    • [to Roman]
    • Victor Zsasz: I'm gonna get your diamond back. I promise.
    • [at end of closing credits]
    • Harley Quinn: Are you dummies still sitting there? Fine! Since you stuck it out this long, I'll tell you a super-duper secret secret, which you can't tell anyone! Okay. Did you know that Batman f...
    • [sing songy]
    • Victor Zsasz: Oh, songbird. You drive as good as you fight?
    • Dinah Lance: Who's asking?
    • Victor Zsasz: The boss. You're getting promoted.
    • [Zsasz slow claps]
    • Victor Zsasz: You're his new driver.
    • Dinah Lance: Thanks, but I'm good with the singing gig.
    • Victor Zsasz: You're gonna be good at the driving gig. Be here tomorrow. 9 a.m. sharp.
    • [sees poster of Captain Boomerang]
    • Harley Quinn: Hey, I know that guy.
    • [First lines; voice over]
    • Harley Quinn: They say, if you want to tell a story right, you got to start at the beginning.
    • [we see a cartoon of a sperm heading towards an ovary egg]
    • Harley Quinn: Too far? Fine.
    • [voice over]
    • Harley Quinn: This is me, Harleen Quinzel. When I was a kid, my dad traded me for a six-pack of beer. But however many times he tried to ditch me, I kept coming back. Eventually, he found me a new home. The good sisters of St. Bernadette's taught me a lot. But I was never an establishment kind of gal. All things considered, I did good. I even went to college. I got my PhD. Had my heart broken once or twice. Finding love, it's not easy. So I threw myself into my work, became a psychiatrist. That's when I met him. Mr. J. My Joker.
    • [voice over]
    • Harley Quinn: I guess all good things have to come to an end. So, we broke up. I handled it real mature. But Mr. J was super broke up about it. I got an amazing new place that was all mine. It gave me the space to really reflect on the mistakes of my past.
    • [we see Harley cutting her hair and adopting a hyena; voice over]
    • Harley Quinn: I had to find a new identity. A new me. It wasn't easy. But after a while, I even opened myself up to the possibility of new love. Here's the thing about new love, you have to feed it.
    • [we see Harely taking up roller derby and going to Roman's nightclub; voice over]
    • Harley Quinn: Soon enough, I was back on my feet. Ready to move on, to make new friends. It was time for Gotham to meet the new Harley Quinn, so I really put myself out there.
    • [voice over]
    • Harley Quinn: I knew I needed to find some way to show the world that I'd cut ties with Mr. J for good. Some people have the Eiffel Tower, or Olive Garden. The Joker and I? Our love bloomed in a highly toxic industrial processing plant. And, luckily for me, I have all my best ideas drunk.
    • [voice over]
    • Harley Quinn: I'm about to learn that a lot of people in this city want me dead. And at the top of that list, is this guy.
    • [we see Roman holding some people hostage with Zsasz torturing them]
    • Roman Sionis: Will your paramour be joining us this evening?
    • Harley Quinn: Not tonight, Romy. Not tonight.
    • Roman Sionis: Well, enjoy yourself, Miss Quinn. And do give the Joker my best.
    • [voice over]
    • Harley Quinn: Okay, fine, so I hadn't told people about the breakup. But you don't understand. Being Joker's girl gave me immunity. I could do whatever I wanted, to whoever I wanted, and no one ever dared to object.
    • [voice over]
    • Harley Quinn: The wack job with the penchant for peeling faces is Roman Sionis, aka Black Mask. The fact that he wants me dead hasn't yet hit my radar. See, I was halfway across town, hungover, and thinking about breakfast. Egg, bacon, American cheese. Soft, toasted buttered roll. Just a dash of hot sauce. What a way to start my new life. With the perfect egg sandwich.
    • [voice over]
    • Harley Quinn: It had been six short hours since my little stunt at ACE Chemicals announced to the world that Mr. J and I were dunzo. The immunity I'd enjoyed for so long was gone.
    • [voice over]
    • Harley Quinn: And what's worse, every person I ever wronged now felt free to come and take their pound of flesh. Turns out, I wronged a lot of people.
    • [voice over]
    • Harley Quinn: For you to understand why me, the cop, and that dame on the toilet, her name's Cassandra Cain, are all looking for this Cain character, I got to take you back a few days, to that night I got sh*tfaced at the Black Mask Club.
    • [referring to Dinah; voice over]
    • Harley Quinn: Canary's been singing at Roman's club for years. He calls her his little bird, and he's got her wrapped right around his fancy little finger.
    • [Harley meets Dinah at Roman's club]
    • Harley Quinn: Know what a harlequin is?
    • Dinah Lance: Janky-ass clown with bad eye makeup?
    • Harley Quinn: Oof! Oof! A harlequins role is to serve. An audience. A master. You know a harlequins nothing without a master. And no one gives two fucks who we are beyond that.
    • Harley Quinn: Yeah, I don't know who you think I am, lady, but I'm not her.
    • Harley Quinn: Pudding and I broke up. I haven't told that to anyone. Yeah. For good this time. And for the first time, in a long time, I'm all on my lonesome. It's great.
    • Dinah Lance: Welcome to the club.
    • [referring to Cassandra steals swallowing Roman's diamond that she stole; voice over]
    • Harley Quinn: In the storytelling business, this dummy, swallowing that diamond, is called a complication. A complication I didn't exactly need right now.
    • [after she offers to find Roman's diamond in exchange for not killing her]
    • Harley Quinn: Harley Quinn: You want this diamond back? I'm your gal. Mr. J once lost a rare photograph of a nude Eleanor Roosevelt, and I found it in a bird's nest in Robinson Park. If you let me go, just for now, I'll get you that rock back. What have you got to lose? If your boys find it first, swear to God, you can kill me later. Pinky swear. Cross my heart, hope to fart.
    • [Roman smacks her across the face]
    • Roman Sionis: You're so tiresome! If you want my mercy, shut that hole in the middle of your face and listen. You're going to get me my diamond.
    • Roman Sionis: For all your noise and bluster, you're just a silly little girl with no one around to protect her.
    • [Zsasz comes close to her face]
    • Harley Quinn: Woh. Wait
    • Roman Sionis: What?
    • Harley Quinn: Don't kill me.
    • Roman Sionis: Ha! Right.
    • [after Harley is captured by Roman]
    • Roman Sionis: Harleen Quinzel. Wooh!
    • Harley Quinn: Hiya, Romy.
    • Roman Sionis: Do you know why you're here? Hm?
    • [voice over]
    • Harley Quinn: When it comes to me and Roman Sionis, there are a lot of possible answers to this question.
    • [Cassandra tosses a dynamite out the window of the car, exploding the car chasing them]
    • Cassandra Cain: Who did I just blow up?
    • Harley Quinn: Either someone who wants me dead, or someone looking to collect the half-million dollar reward on your head.
    • Cassandra Cain: Half a million dollars?
    • Harley Quinn: Yeah.
    • Cassandra Cain: Do I look like I'm worth half a million dollars?
    • Harley Quinn: Not really.
    • Cassandra Cain: You've got the wrong kid. Now, uncuff me.
    • Harley Quinn: Oh, sure. As soon as you give me the diamond.
    • Cassandra Cain: What diamond?
    • [as she sees Roman's reward to mercenaries if they capture Cassandra]
    • Harley Quinn: Roman, you trustafarian fuckbag
    • Roman Sionis: Roman Sionis: I'll give you till midnight. And then I'm going to peel off that pretty face, and pickle it. Okay?
    • [voice over]
    • Harley Quinn: Call me old fashioned, but I always thought the guy was meant to get the girl a diamond.
    • Cassandra Cain: Cassandra Cain: I don't know nothing about no diamond.
    • Harley Quinn: The inflection in your voice, the way you can't hold eye contact, and the fact that you're a filthy little thief, all suggest that you do. Now, you can give it to me, or I can give you to the man that diamond belongs to. But trust me when I say, you're not going to like what he's going to do to you. Now, hand it over.
    • Cassandra Cain: Yeah, not going to happen.
    • Harley Quinn: You're not going to try to run, are you?
    • Cassandra Cain: Look, if there's really a half mil on my head, I figure I'm better off with the person who's not going to cut me open.
    • Harley Quinn: Fine. But if you try to run, I will kill you. I do not care that you're a kid.
    • [to Cassandra]
    • Harley Quinn: I'm telling you, if you want boys to respect you, you have to show them that you're serious. Blow something up. Shoot someone. Nothing gets a guy's attention like violence.
    • Helena Bertinelli: I killed Galante. I killed his firing squad. I killed Victor Zsasz. And now I'm done.
    • Harley Quinn: Bravo.
    • Helena Bertinelli: So if you don't mind, I'm going to leave now.
    • Renee Montoya: Whoa, woh, woh, woh. I hate to be the one to break it to you, sweetheart, but you are not done. Who do you think funded Galante's little power grab, huh? Galante was working with Sionis. Roman killed your whole family looking for that rock. You don't think he's going to kill this kid? That diamond is our only chance of stopping him.
    • [after Zsasz's killed; pointing her gun at Harley]
    • Dinah Lance: I'm not letting you sell the kid to him.
    • Harley Quinn: I wasn't going to sell the kid. I was going to trade the kid.
    • Dinah Lance: Yeah. To save your own stupid skin. Huh?
    • Harley Quinn: I'm not proud of what I did. But I had half the city after me.
    • [as someone knocks on the apartment door]
    • Cassandra Cain: You said they wouldn't find us.
    • Harley Quinn: Chillax. No one knows we're here.
    • Henchman: Harleen Quinzel, this is Gotham Police.
    • [shocked]
    • Harley Quinn: Okay. So they know.
    • [Harley walks up to the Police reception wearing a trenchcoat]
    • Desk Sergeant: Can I help you?
    • Harley Quinn: Why, yes. Yes, you can. I'm here to report a terrible crime.
    • Desk Sergeant: And what terrible crime is that?
    • [Harley opens her long coat to pull out a non-lethal M79 grenade launcher]
    • Harley Quinn: HThis one.
    • [as they're fighting off Roman's army]
    • Harley Quinn: Harley Quinn: Hair tie?
    • Dinah Lance: Yeah.
    • [Harley gives Dinah a hair tie for her hair]
    • [as Cassandra is captured by Roman and his men continue to attack them]
    • Helena Bertinelli: Guys, come on! They're closing in! Renee
    • Renee Montoya: Canary, you know what you have to do.
    • Dinah Lance: Cover your ears! You better get her back.
    • [Dinah uses her metahuman ability of supersonic screaming to defeat Sionis's men]
    • [voice over]
    • Harley Quinn: Told you she had a killer voice
    • [as they are picking out their weapons, Montoya picks a top to wear]
    • Harley Quinn: Oh, no, no, no. Not that one. Sentimental value. Try this.
    • [she gives Montoya a bulletproof vest]
    • Renee Montoya: You're kidding.
    • Harley Quinn: What? Got to take care of the girls.
    • [to Harley Quinn about his scars]
    • Victor Zsasz: I got one for all the little birds I helped fly away from this world. I'm saving a special spot for you. Right here.
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