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    • [from trailer]
    • Tony Stark: This thing on? Hey Ms. Potts. If you find this recording, don't feel bad about this. Part of the journey is the end. Just for the record, being adrift in space with zero promise of rescue is more fun than it sounds. Food and water ran out four days ago. Oxygen will run out tomorrow morning. And that'll be it. When I drift off, I will dream about you. It's always you.
    • [turns off helmet]
    • [from trailer, Nat is tearing up]
    • Natasha Romanoff: Thanos did... exactly what he said he was gonna do. He wiped out... 50% of all living creatures.
    • [from trailer]
    • Steve Rogers: We lost, all of us. We lost friends, we lost family. We lost a part of ourselves. This is the fight of our lives.
    • Natasha Romanoff: This is gonna work, Steve?
    • Steve Rogers: I know it is. Cause I don't know what I'm gonna do if it doesn't.
    • [Steve Rogers and Natasha Romanoff hear the Ant-Man calling]
    • Scott Lang: Hi! Uh, is anyone home? This is Scott Lang. We met a few years ago? At the airport? In Germany? I got really big.
    • Steve Rogers: Is this an old message?
    • Scott Lang: Ant-Man? Ant-Man... I know you know wh... I know you know that!
    • Natasha Romanoff: That's the front gate.
    • Scott Lang: That's me. Can you buzz me in?
    • Natasha Romanoff: Thanos did what exactly he said he was gonna do. He wiped out 50% of all living creatures.
    • Natasha Romanoff: Thanos did what exactly he said he was gonna do. He wiped out 50% of all living creatures.
    • [from trailer]
    • Natasha Romanoff: This is gonna work, Steve.
    • Steve Rogers: I know it is. 'Cause I don't know what I'm gonna do if it doesn't.
    • Tony Stark: Part of the journey is the end.
    • Tony Stark: When I drift off, I will dream about you. It's always you.
    • Steve Rogers: We lost. All of us. We lost friends. We lost family. We lost a part of ourselves. This is the fight of our lives.
    • Steve Rogers: Some people move on. But not us... Not us.
    • [From Trailer]
    • Tony Stark: God it seems like a thousand years ago. Fought my way out of that cave, became Iron Man, realized I loved you. I know I said no more surprises, but I was really hoping to pull off one last one.
    • Steve Rogers: Whatever it takes
    • Clint Barton: Whatever it takes
    • Natasha Romanoff: Whatever it takes
    • Tony Stark: Whatever it takes
    • [from trailer]
    • [after summoning Stormbreaker and seeing Carol Danvers not flinch]
    • Thor: I like this one.
    • [from trailer, recording message for Pepper Potts from space]
    • Tony Stark: Gah, it seems like a thousand years ago... I fought my way out of that cave, became Iron Man, realized I loved you. I know I said no more surprises, but... I was really hoping to pull off one last one.
    • [from trailer]
    • Steve Rogers: I keep telling everybody they should move on. Some do... but not us.
    • Natasha Romanoff: Even if there's a small chance... we owe this to everyone who's not in this room to try.
    • Steve Rogers: We will. Whatever it takes.
    • Clint Barton: Whatever it takes.
    • Natasha Romanoff: Whatever it takes.
    • Tony Stark: Whatever it takes.
    • [Thor has met Captain Marvel. They stare at each other for a long moment, then Thor summons Storm Breaker, which speeds to his h]
    • Thor: I like this one.
    • [Thor and Carol Danvers stare at each other. Thor tries to get her to stop by summoning Stormbreaker to his hand but she doesn't]
    • [chuckles]
    • Thor: I like this one.
    • [from trailer]
    • [sending a message to Pepper Potts]
    • Tony Stark: Gosh, it seems like a thousand years ago. I fought my way out of that cave. Became Iron Man. Realized I loved you. I know I said no more surprises, but I was really hoping to pull off one last one.
    • [from trailer]
    • [narrating]
    • Peggy Carter: The world has changed. None of us can go back. All we can do is our best. And sometimes the best that we can do... is to start over.
    • [from trailer]
    • Thor: I saw all these people die.
    • [from trailer]
    • [to Natasha]
    • Steve Rogers: I keep telling everybody they should move on. Some do, but not us.
    • [from trailer]
    • Natasha Romanoff: Even if there's a... small chance, we owe this to everyone who's not in this room to try.
    • [from trailer]
    • Steve Rogers: We will. Whatever it takes.
    • [from trailer]
    • Clint Barton: Whatever it takes.
    • [from trailer]
    • Natasha Romanoff: Whatever it takes.
    • [from trailer]
    • Tony Stark: Whatever it takes.
    • [from trailer]
    • [walks up to Carol Danvers at stares at her, then summons his weapon Stormbreaker, which zooms past Carol's head, who doesn't fl]
    • Thor: I like this one.
    • Tony Stark: God, it seems like a thousand years ago. I fought my way out of that cave. Became Iron Man. Realized I loved you. And I know i said no more surprises, but, I was really hoping to pull off one last one.
    • Natasha Romanoff: Even if there's a small chance. We owe this, to everyone who's not in this room, to try.
    • [from trailer]
    • Thanos: You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.
    • [from special look trailer]
    • Bruce Banner: If we do this, we'd be going in short-handed.
    • James Rhodes: Yeah, you mean cause he killed all our friends?
    • Natasha Romanoff: We owe this to everyone who's not in this room to try.
    • [from trailer]
    • Tony Stark: It's not about how much we lost. It's about how much we have left. We're the Avengers. We gotta finish this. You trust me?
    • Steve Rogers: I do.
    • [they shake hands]
    • Thanos: You could not live with your own failure, and where did that bring you? Back to me.
    • Tony Stark: Do you trust me?
    • [pause]
    • Steve Rogers: I do.
    • Steve Rogers: It's not about how much we've lost. It's about how much we have left.
    • [from trailer]
    • Thanos: The work is done. I won. What I'm about to do, I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much!
    • Thanos: The work is done. I won. What I'm about to do, I'm going to enjoy, very very much.
    • Steve Rogers: Avengers, assemble!
    • Thanos: We're in the endgame now.
    • [from trailer]
    • Rocket: Who hasn't been to space?
    • [Steve and Jim raise their hands]
    • Rocket: You'd better not throw up on my ship.
    • [from trailer]
    • Tony Stark: God, it seems like a thousand years ago. I fought my way out of that cave. Became Iron Man. Realized I loved you. And I know I said no more surprises, but I was really hoping to pull off one last one.
    • [From trailer - aboard the Benetar]
    • Rocket: Who hasn't been to space?
    • [Rhodey, Romanoff, and Rogers raise their hand]
    • James Rhodes: Why?
    • Rocket: You better not throw up on my ship!
    • [on the Benatar, in space ]
    • Clint Barton: Under different circumstances, this would be totally awesome.
    • 70's Car Man: Hey, man! Make love, not war!
    • Steve Rogers: Hail Hydra.
    • Steve Rogers: Avengers! Assemble.
    • [In a pause, Steve uses his Force to grab Thor's hammer]
    • Steve Rogers: assemble.
    • [as Professor Hulk, after taking photos with 3 young fans]
    • Bruce Banner: Thanks, kids! Haha, dab!
    • [Actually dabs]
    • Clint Barton: You shouldn't be here.
    • Natasha Romanoff: I'm sorry I couldn't give it to you sooner.
    • Natasha Romanoff: Neither should you.
    • Clint Barton: I've got a job to do.
    • Natasha Romanoff: Is that what you're calling this? Killing all these people isn't going to bring your family back.
    • [long pause]
    • Natasha Romanoff: We found something. A chance - maybe...
    • [voice breaking]
    • Clint Barton: Don't.
    • Natasha Romanoff: Don't what?
    • Clint Barton: Don't give me hope.
    • Steve Rogers: You know, I saw a pod of whales when I was coming in, over the bridge.
    • Natasha Romanoff: In the Hudson?
    • Steve Rogers: Fewer ships, cleaner water...
    • Natasha Romanoff: You know, if you're about to tell me to look on the bright side - I'm about to hit you in the head with a peanut butter sandwich.
    • Steve Rogers: Sorry, force of habit.
    • Pepper Potts: We got really lucky.
    • Tony Stark: Yeah, I know.
    • Pepper Potts: A lot of people didn't.
    • Tony Stark: I can't help everybody.
    • Pepper Potts: It sort of seems like you can.
    • Tony Stark: Not if I stop. I can put a pin in it right now... and stop.
    • Pepper Potts: Tony, trying to get you to stop has been one of the few failures of my entire life.
    • Rocket: Quill said he stole the Power Stone from Morag.
    • Bruce Banner: Is that a person?
    • Rocket: Morag's a planet, Quill was a person.
    • Scott Lang: A planet? Like in outer space?
    • Rocket: Oh, look, it's like a little puppy, all happy and everything. Do you want to go to space, puppy? I'll take you to outer space!
    • [seeing Thor]
    • Tony Stark: What's wrong with him?
    • Rocket: He's pissed. He thinks he failed. Which, of course he did, but you know, there's a lot of that going around, ain't there?
    • Thor: I can't do this. I shouldn't be here, I shouldn't have come. This is a bad idea.
    • [wheezing]
    • Thor: No... yes.
    • Rocket: Come here.
    • [starts breathing heavily]
    • Thor: No, no, I think I'm having... I'm having a panic attack.
    • Rocket: Come here.
    • Thor: I shouldn't be here. This is... this is ba...
    • [Rocket slaps Thor in the face]
    • Rocket: You think you're the only one that lost people? What do you think we're doin' here? I lost the only family I ever had. Quill, Groot, Drax, the chick with the antenna - all gone! Now, I get that you miss your mom, but she's gone. *Really* gone. And there are plenty of people who are only *kinda* gone. And you can help them. So is it too much to ask that you brush the crumbs out of your beard, make schmoopy talk to pretty pants and when she's not lookin', suck out the Infinity Stone and help me get my family back?
    • [tearing up]
    • Thor: Okay.
    • Rocket: Are you crying?
    • [about Natasha]
    • Tony Stark: Did she have any family?
    • Steve Rogers: Yeah. Us.
    • Thanos: Avengers... Unloyal wretches.
    • [after a botched first attempt of time travel]
    • Scott Lang: Someone peed my pants! Not sure if it was the baby-me or the old me.
    • [pauses]
    • Scott Lang: Or was it just me-me?
    • [Danvers finds Parker hiding in a ditch]
    • Peter Parker: Hey, I'm Peter Parker.
    • Carol Danvers: Hey, Peter Parker. You got something for me?
    • [Seeing Thanos' forces approaching]
    • Peter Parker: How are you going to get it through all that?
    • Wanda Maximoff: Don't worry.
    • Okoye: She's got help.
    • [Valkyrie, Mantis, Gamora, Nebula, Wasp, Shuri and Pepper group up with them to defend]
    • Happy Hogan: I will buy all the cheeseburgers you want, just to keep that smile on your face.
    • Scott Lang: It's crazy.
    • Natasha Romanoff: Scott, I get emails from a raccoon. So, nothing sounds crazy anymore.
    • [to his daughter]
    • Tony Stark: Go to bed, or I'll sell all your toys.
    • [To Natasha ]
    • Steve Rogers: I'd offer to make you dinner, but you look miserable enough already.
    • Scott Lang: We have enough Pym particles for one journey each, plus two test runs.
    • [Accidentally triggers the device ]
    • Scott Lang: *One* test run.
    • [to a boy on a bike]
    • Scott Lang: Hey kid, what the hell happened here?
    • Carol Danvers: Where are the stones?
    • Thanos: Gone. I used the stones to get rid of the stones. Nearly killed me.
    • [seeing the ring on Steve's finger]
    • Sam Wilson: You wanna tell me about her?
    • [smiles]
    • Steve Rogers: No. No, I don't think I will.
    • [Before Rogers sets off to return the Infinity Stones]
    • Steve Rogers: Don't do anything stupid until I come back.
    • Bucky Barnes: How can I? You're taking all the stupid with you.
    • [Referring to a gravity disturbance ]
    • Okoye: It turned out to be a subduction under the Pacific plate.
    • Natasha Romanoff: So how are we handling it?
    • Okoye: An earthquake under the ocean, we handle it by not handling it.
    • Hulk: So many stairs!
    • Clint Barton: This is a long way from Budapest.
    • Steve Rogers: Thor, what do you know?
    • [Thor is sitting in a chair motionless while wearing sunglasses]
    • Natasha Romanoff: Is he asleep?
    • James Rhodes: No, I'm pretty sure he's dead.
    • Tony Stark: Honestly, at this exact second, I thought you were a Build-a-Bear.
    • Rocket: Maybe I am.
    • Thor: The only thing permanent in life is impermanence.
    • Doctor Strange: Is that everyone?
    • Wong: What, you wanted more?
    • Wanda Maximoff: You took everything from me.
    • Thanos: I don't even know who you are.
    • Wanda Maximoff: You will.
    • [attacks Thanos]
    • [Referring to his father]
    • Tony Stark: He did drop the occasional pearl.
    • Howard Stark: Such as?
    • Tony Stark: No amount of money ever bought a second of time.
    • [arguing over which Avenger is strong enough to wield the Infinity Gauntle]
    • Thor: Do you know what is coursing through my veins right now?
    • James Rhodes: Cheez Whiz?
    • Thanos: In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much.
    • Tony Stark: Everybody wants a happy ending right, but it doesn't always roll that way, maybe this time.
    • Tony Stark: I'm hoping that you play this back, its a celebration.
    • Tony Stark: I hope families are reunited. I hope we get it back somewhat a normal version of the planet that is restored, if there was such a thing.
    • Tony Stark: God our world is a universe now.
    • Tony Stark: If you told me ten years ago I'm not alone, let alone even to this extent I wouldn't be surprised, but come on who knew? That epic forces of darkness and light that had come into play, and for better or worse that's the reality Morgan is gonna find way to grow up in.
    • Thor: You know it's a trap, right?
    • Tony Stark: Yeah... but I don't much care.
    • Thor: Good. Just as long as we're all in agreement.
    • [his eyes light up slowly, crack of thunder, Thor suits up with Mjolnir and Stormbreaker]
    • Thor: Let's kill him properly this time.
    • [Carol and Bruce, wearing the Hulkbuster armor, restrain Thanos, and Thor chops off his left arm with Stormbreaker. As Steve, Rh]
    • Thanos: Gone. Reduced to atoms.
    • Bruce Banner: You used them two days ago!
    • Thanos: I used the Stones to destroy the Stones. It nearly killed me, but the work is done. It always will be. I am... inevitable.
    • James Rhodes: We have to tear this place apart. He has to be lying.
    • Nebula: My father is many things. A liar is not one of them.
    • Thanos: Ah. Thank you, daughter. Perhaps I treated you too harshly...
    • [Thor brings Stormbreaker down, decapitating Thanos]
    • Rocket: What did you do?
    • Thor: I went for the head.
    • Rocket: Oh no...
    • [to Thanos]
    • Steve Rogers: Where are they?
    • Carol Danvers: Answer the question.
    • Thanos: The universe required correction. After that, the stones served no purpose beyond temptation.
    • Bruce Banner: YOU MURDERED TRILLIONS!
    • [Banner shoves Thanos to the ground]
    • Thanos: You should be grateful.
    • Natasha Romanoff: Where are the Stones?
    • Thanos: I used the stones to destroy the stones. It nearly killed me, but the work is done. It always will be. I'm inevitable.
    • James Rhodes: We have to tear this place apart. He has to be lying.
    • Nebula: My father is many things. A liar is not one of them.
    • [watching Peter Quill dancing and singing by himself while holding a lizard for a mic]
    • James Rhodes: So he's an idiot?
    • [nodding slowly]
    • Nebula: Yeah.
    • [Rogers helps Stark off the Benatar]
    • Tony Stark: I couldn't stop him.
    • Steve Rogers: Neither could I.
    • [Barton has just killed all of Akihiko's men]
    • Akihiko: Wait! Help me. I'll give you anything. What do you want?
    • [In English]
    • Clint Barton: What I want, you can't give me.
    • [Kills the unarmed Akihiko]
    • [in Japanese]
    • Akihiko: Why are you doing this? We never did anything to you.
    • [in Japanese]
    • Clint Barton: You survived. Half the planet didn't. They got Thanos. You get me.
    • [They fight]
    • Clint Barton: You're done hurting people.
    • [in Japanese]
    • Akihiko: *We* hurt people?
    • [Gestures to all the bodies scattered around]
    • Akihiko: You're crazy!
    • [They fight again, Akihiko is wounded twice. He drops his sword and falls on his knees]
    • Steve Rogers: On my way down to coordinate search-and-rescue.
    • [Loki shapeshifts into Captain America]
    • [impersonating Steve]
    • Loki: "On my way down to coordinate search-and-rescue!"
    • [Loki reverts to his true form]
    • Loki: I mean, honestly, how do you even...
    • [Thor puts a gag in Loki's mouth, silencing him]
    • Thor: Shut. Up.
    • [Before going for Time heist]
    • Natasha Romanoff: See you in a minute.
    • Steve Rogers: Five years ago, we lost. All of us. We lost friends. We lost family. We lost a part of ourselves. Today, we have a chance to take it all back. You know your teams, you know your missions. Get the stones, get them back. One round trip each. No mistakes. No do-overs. Most of us are going somewhere we know, that doesn't mean we should know what to expect. Be careful. Look out for each other. This is the fight of our lives. And we're going to win. Whatever it takes. Good luck.
    • Tony Stark: Everybody wants a happy ending. Right? But it doesn't always roll that way. Maybe this time. I'm hoping if you play this back, it's in celebration. I hope families are reunited, I hope we get it back and something like a normal version of the planet has been restored, if there ever was such a thing. God, what a world. Universe, now. If you told me ten years ago that we weren't alone, let alone, you know, to this extent, I mean, I wouldn't have been surprised, but come on. The epic forces of dark and light that have come in to play. And for better or worse, that's the reality Morgan's gonna have to find a way to grow up in. So I thought I better record a little greeting, in the case of an untimely death, on my part. I mean, not that death at any time isn't untimely. This time travel thing we're gonna try and pull off tomorrow, it's got me scratching my head about the survivability of it all. Then again that's the hero gig. Part of the journey is the end. What am I even tripping for? Everything's gonna workout exactly the way it's supposed to.
    • [stands up and walks forward to bend down and look Morgan in the eyes]
    • Tony Stark: I love you 3000.
    • Tony Stark: What am I even tripping for? Everything's going to orknout exactly the way it's supposed to.
    • [stands up and walks forward to bend down and look Morgan in the eyes]
    • Tony Stark: I love you 3000.
    • Bruce Banner: Time travel!
    • [Steve Rogers walks out]
    • Bruce Banner: What? I see this as an absolute win.
    • [to Steve Rogers]
    • Tony Stark: Why the long face? Let me guess: he turned into a baby?
    • [to Thanos]
    • Tony Stark: Yeah, we're all loads of stubborn.
    • [Steve is preparing to bring back the Infinity Stones and the Mjolnir to their respective timelines]
    • [Their exact exchange in Captain America: The First Avenger happens again, i.e., their "double date." It is now reversed]
    • Steve Rogers: Don't do anything stupid until I get back.
    • Bucky Barnes: How can I? You're taking all the stupid with you.
    • Red Skull (Stonekeeper): What you seek lies in front of you. As does what you fear.
    • Steve Rogers: Almost everyone in this room has had an encounter with at least one of the six Infinity Stones.
    • Tony Stark: Or, substitute the word encounter with 'damn near been killed by' one of the six Infinity Stones.
    • Scott Lang: I haven't. I don't even know what the hell you're all taking about now.
    • Bruce Banner: Regardless, we only have enough Pym Particles for one round trip each, and these stones have been in a lot of different places throughout history.
    • Tony Stark: Our history. So, not a lot of convenient spots to drop in.
    • Clint Barton: Which means we've got to pick our targets.
    • Tony Stark: Correct.
    • Bruce Banner: Clint, now you're gonna feel a little discombobulated from the chronoshift, don't worry about it.
    • James Rhodes: Wait, wait a second, let me ask something. If we can do this, you know, back in time, why don't we just find baby Thanos? You know...
    • [Makes a strangling motion with his hands]
    • Bruce Banner: First of all, that's horrible...
    • James Rhodes: It's Thanos!
    • [last lines]
    • Sam Wilson: Only thing bumming me out is the fact that I have to live in a world without Captain America.
    • Old Steve Rogers: Oh, that reminds me...
    • [revels a new Captain America shield]
    • Old Steve Rogers: Try it on.
    • [With Bucky nodding his approval, Sam picks up the shield and holds it like Cap would]
    • Old Steve Rogers: How does it feel?
    • Sam Wilson: Like it's someone else's.
    • Old Steve Rogers: It isn't.
    • Sam Wilson: Thank you. I'll do my best.
    • [Shakes Sam's hand]
    • Old Steve Rogers: That's why it's yours.
    • [after Cap travels through time to return the Infinity Stones, he reappears on a bench nearby, now an elderly man]
    • Sam Wilson: Cap?
    • [notices wedding band on Cap's ring finger]
    • Sam Wilson: You wanna tell me about her?
    • [smiles]
    • Old Steve Rogers: No. No, I don't think I will.
    • Old Steve Rogers: Hi, Sam.
    • Sam Wilson: So did something go wrong, or did something go right?
    • Old Steve Rogers: Well, after I put the Stones back, I thought... maybe I'll try some of that life that Tony was telling me to get.
    • Sam Wilson: How'd that work out for you?
    • Old Steve Rogers: It was beautiful.
    • Sam Wilson: I'm happy for you. Truly.
    • Old Steve Rogers: Thank you.
    • [discussing the "Time Heist"]
    • Tony Stark: I believe the most likely outcome will be our collective demise.
    • Scott Lang: Not if we strictly follow the rules of time travel. That means no talking to our past selves, no betting on sporting events...
    • Tony Stark: I'm gonna stop you right there, Scott. Are you seriously telling me that your plan to save the universe is based on "Back to the Future?"
    • [chuckles]
    • Scott Lang: ... No.
    • [Scott is about to re-enter the Quantum Realm]
    • [whispers to Bruce]
    • Natasha Romanoff: You were kidding, right?
    • [under his breath]
    • Bruce Banner: I have no idea. We're talking about time travel here. Either, all of it is a joke or none of it is.
    • [to Scott, giving a thumbs-up ]
    • Bruce Banner: We're good!
    • Steve Rogers: Breakers are set. Emergency generators are on stand-by.
    • Bruce Banner: Good, because if we blow the grid, I don't wanna lose...
    • [pointing to Scott]
    • Bruce Banner: Tiny, here, in the 1950s.
    • [nervous]
    • Scott Lang: Excuse me?
    • Natasha Romanoff: He's kidding. You can't say things like that.
    • Bruce Banner: It... it was just... a bad joke.
    • [Scott nods]
    • [lands next to Scott]
    • James Rhodes: What's up, regular-sized man?
    • [Bruce and Rocket are trying to convince Thor to come back to the Avengers]
    • Thor: Just stop, okay. I know you think I'm down here wallowing in my own self-pity waiting to be rescued and saved, but I'm fine. Okay, *we're* fine.
    • Korg: We're good here, mate.
    • Thor: So whatever it is that you're offering, we're not into it, don't care, couldn't care less. Goodbye.
    • Bruce Banner: We need you, pal.
    • [Thor nods and takes a drink of beer]
    • Rocket: There's beer on the ship.
    • [after a pause]
    • Thor: What kind?
    • [to his daughter, teaching her archery]
    • Clint Barton: You see where you're going. Now let's worry about how you get there.
    • [walking past a drunk Thor]
    • Tony Stark: You're drifting left. One side, there, Lebowski.
    • [in 2012, Thor, Tony, Loki, and others are in an elevator when Hulk tries to enter]
    • Thor: Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
    • Tony Stark: What are you thinking? Maximum occupancy has been reached.
    • Thor: Take the stairs.
    • Tony Stark: Yes.
    • [Hulk starts raging as the doors are closing]
    • Tony Stark: Stop, stop!
    • [Hulk punches the elevator door]
    • [muttering to himself]
    • Hulk: Take the stairs. Hate the stairs!
    • [spoiler]
    • Frigga: You're not the Thor I know at all, are you?
    • Thor: Yes, I am.
    • Frigga: The future hasn't been kind to you, has it?
    • Thor: I didn't say I was from the future.
    • Frigga: I was raised by witches, boy. I see with more than eyes and you know that.
    • [starts crying]
    • Thor: I'm totally from the future.
    • [sending a message to Pepper]
    • Tony Stark: Is this thing on? Hey, Ms. Potts. If you find this recording, don't post it on social media. It's gonna be a real tearjerker. I don't know if you're ever gonna see these. I don't even know if you're still... Oh, God, I hope so. Today's day 21? No, uh, 22. You know, if it wasn't for the existential terror of steering into the literal void of space, I'd say I'm feeling a little better today. The infection's run its course thanks to the blue meanie back there. Oh, you would love her. Very practical. Only a tiny bit sadistic. So, the fuel cells were cracked during battle and we figured out a way to reverse the iron charge, bought ourselves about 48 hours of flight time. Uh, but it's now dead in the water. 1,000 light years from the nearest 7-11. Oxygen will run out tomorrow morning... and that will be it. I know I said no more surprises, but I gotta say, I was really hoping to pull off one last one. But it looks like... well, you know what it looks like. Don't feel bad about this. I'm mean, actually, if you grieve for a couple weeks... and then move on with enormous guilt.
    • [pauses]
    • Tony Stark: I should probably lie down for a minute, rest my eyes. Please know, when I drift off and be like everything lately, I'm fine. I'm totally fine. I dream about you. Because it's always you.
    • [ends the message]
    • Nebula: Thanos spent a long time trying to perfect me. When he worked he talked about his great plan. He even disassembled I wanted to please him. I'd ask "where would we go once this plan was complete?" His answer was always the same... "To the garden."
    • James Rhodes: That's cute. Thanos has a retirement plan.
    • James Rhodes: Whoa, whoa, whoa. This is the part where all the spikes come out with skeletons on the end of them and everything.
    • Nebula: What are you talking about?
    • James Rhodes: When you break into a place called "the temple of the Power Stone" there's gonna be a bunch of booby traps
    • [Nebula starts walking]
    • James Rhodes: Okay, alright, go ahead.
    • [Steve Rogers, Tony Stark and Scott Lang find out about find the six infinity stones]
    • Steve Rogers: Well, what are we gonna do now?
    • Tony Stark: You know what, give me a break, Steve. I just got hit in the head with a Hulk.
    • Scott Lang: You said that we had one shot. This! This was our shot. We shot it, it's shot! Six stones or nothing! Six stones or nothing.
    • Tony Stark: You're repeating yourself, you know that? You're repeating yourself.
    • Scott Lang: You're repeating yourself! You're repeating yourself!
    • Scott Lang: If you do this and it doesn't work, you're not coming back.
    • [nervous]
    • Tony Stark: Thanks for the pep talk, piss-ant.
    • [spoiler]
    • [hugging 1970 Howard Stark]
    • Tony Stark: Thank you, for everything... you've done for this country.
    • Thor: What do you think is coursing through my veins right now?
    • James Rhodes: Cheez Whiz?
    • [to Steve, handing him back his shield]
    • Tony Stark: You lose this again, I'm keeping it.
    • [on the radio to Steve]
    • Sam Wilson: Hey, Cap, do you read me? Cap, it's Sam. Can you hear me?
    • [portal opens up]
    • Sam Wilson: On your left.
    • [Okoye, T'Challa and Shuri appear]
    • Peter Quill: Gamora?
    • Peter Quill: You missed the first time... then you got them both the second time.
    • [walks up to her]
    • Peter Quill: I thought I lost you.
    • [Peter touches Gamora's faces; she grabs his hand, knees him in the groin]
    • Peter Quill: Ow!
    • Gamora: Don't... touch... me!
    • [knees him again]
    • Peter Quill: Ah!
    • [falls to the ground]
    • Lila Barton: Who puts mayo on a hotdog?
    • [Nebula and Steve help Tony getting off the Benatar]
    • Tony Stark: I couldn't stop him.
    • Steve Rogers: Neither could I.
    • Tony Stark: I-I lost the kid.
    • Steve Rogers: Tony, WE lost.
    • [Staring down Carol]
    • Thor: I like this one.
    • Carol Danvers: I'll head down for recon.
    • [Notices Steve staring at picture of Peggy]
    • Natasha Romanoff: This is gonna work Steve.
    • Steve Rogers: I know it will, cause I don't know what I'm gonna do if it doesn't.
    • Carol Danvers: No satellites, no ships, no armies, no ground defenses of any kind. It's just him.
    • Nebula: And that's enough.
    • Steve Rogers: So, let's start with the Aether. Thor, what do you know?
    • Thor: No. I'd like a Bloody Mary.
    • Thor: Ah, where to start? Um, the Aether. Firstly, not a stone. Someone called it a stone before
    • [gestures toward Rogers]
    • Thor: . It's more of an angry sludge sort of thing so, someone's gonna need to amend that and stop saying that.
    • [Rhodey and Barton trade looks]
    • Thor: Here's an interesting story though about the Aether: My grandfather, many years ago, had to hide the stone from the Dark Elves. Scary beings. So Jane, actually, actually, actually Jane is a, is a old flame of mine.
    • [Stark looks on curiously]
    • Thor: Uh, you know she, she stuck her hand inside a rock this one time and, and then the Aether stuck itself inside her,
    • [Rogers looks on with a confused look]
    • Thor: and she became very, very sick and so I had to take her to Asgard which is where I'm from, and we had to try and fix her. We were dating at the time. See I got to, I got to introduce her to my mother
    • Natasha Romanoff: Is he asleep?
    • [sighs]
    • Thor: who's dead. And um, oh you know and Jane and I aren't even dating anymore so...
    • [Hulk gestures for Stark to cut off Thor]
    • Thor: These things happen though you know. Nothing lasts forever. The only thing that...
    • [Interrupts Thor]
    • Tony Stark: Why don't you come and sit down?
    • [Rhodey and Barton trade concerned looks]
    • Thor: I'm not done. The only thing that is permanent in life is impermanence.
    • Tony Stark: Eggs? Breakfast?
    • Thor: No. I'd like a Bloody Mary.
    • Rocket: Quill said he stole the Power Stone from Morag.
    • Bruce Banner: Is that a person?
    • James Rhodes: No. I'm pretty sure he's dead.
    • Rocket: Morag's a planet! Quill was a planet
    • Scott Lang: Like a planet? Like in outer space?
    • Rocket: Oh, look. It's like a little puppy, all happy and everything. Do you wanna go to space? You wanna go to space, puppy? I'll take you to space.
    • Nebula: Thanos found the Soul Stone on Vormir.
    • Natasha Romanoff: What is Vormir?
    • Nebula: The dominion of death, at the very center of celestial existence. it's where... Thanos murdered my sister.
    • [Whispers]
    • Scott Lang: Not it.
    • Thor: Ah, where to start? Um, the Aether. Firstly, not a stone. Someone called it a stone before... it's more of an angry sludge sort of thing so, someone's gonna need to amend that and stop saying that. Here's an interesting story though about the Aether: my grandfather, many years ago, had to hide the stone from the Dark Elves. Scary beings. So Jane, actually, actually, actually Jane is a, is a old flame of mine. Uh, you know she, she stuck her hand inside a rock this one time and, and then the Aether stuck itself inside her, and she became very, very sick and so I had to take her to Asgard which is where I'm from, and we had to try and fix her. We were dating at the time. See I got to, I got to introduce her to my mother who's dead. And um, oh you know and Jane and I aren't even dating anymore so...
    • [Hulk gestures for Stark to cut off Thor]
    • Thor: these things happen though you know. Nothing lasts forever. The only thing that...
    • Tony Stark: Why don't you come and sit down?
    • Thor: I'm not done. The only thing that is permanent in life is impermanence.
    • Tony Stark: Eggs? Breakfast?
    • Steve Rogers: Alright. We have a plan. Six stones, three teams, one shot. Five years ago we lost. All of us. We lost friends. We lost family. We a part of ourselves. Today we have a chance to take it all back. You know your teams, you know your missions. Get the stones, get them back. One round trip each, no mistakes, no do overs. Most of us going somewhere we know, that doesn't mean we should know what to expect. Be careful. Lookout for each other. This is the fight of our lives and we're gonna win. Whatever it takes. Good luck.
    • Rocket: He's pretty good at that.
    • Scott Lang: Right.
    • Tony Stark: Ok, you heard the man. Stroke those keys, jolly green.
    • Bruce Banner: Tractors engaged.
    • Natasha Romanoff: See you in a minute.
    • Thanos: Lay fire!
    • Corvus Glaive: But sire, our troops.
    • Thanos: Just do it!
    • Thor: I love you mom.
    • Rocket: What-what am I looking at?
    • Frigga: Oh, sometimes it takes a second.
    • [after a couple more seconds, Mjolnir flies into Thor's hand. He laughs in relief]
    • Thor: I'm still worthy!
    • Frigga: I love you...
    • [hugs him]
    • Frigga: and eat a salad.
    • Rocket: C'mon, we gotta go.
    • [Prepares them for time travel; Frigga mouths "Goodbye" to Thor]
    • Rocket: 3... 2...
    • Thor: No, wait!
    • [Sticks his hand out. Nothing happens]
    • Tony Stark: Do we know if she had family.
    • Clint Barton: It can't be undone. Can't.
    • [Scoffs]
    • Thor: I'm sorry, no offence but you're a very Earthy being. Ok? We're talking about space magic and can't seems very different, don't you think.
    • Clint Barton: Yeah look, I know that I'm way outside my-my pay grade here. But she still isn't here, isn't she
    • Thor: No, that's my point.
    • Clint Barton: It can't be undone. Or that's at least what the red floating guy had to say. Maybe you wanna go talk to him, ok? Go grab your hammer, and you go fly and you talk to him! It's supposed to be me. She sacrificed her life for that damn stone. She bet her life on it.
    • Bruce Banner: She's not coming back. We have to make it worth it. We have to.
    • Steve Rogers: We will.
    • Steve Rogers: Yeah, us.
    • Thor: What?
    • Tony Stark: Huh?
    • Thor: What are you do, what are you do - ?
    • Tony Stark: Just asking a question.
    • Thor: Yeah. No, you're acting like she's dead. Why are we acting like she dead? We have the stones, right? As long as we have the stones Cap, we can bring her back. Isn't that right? So stop this sh*t, we're the Avengers. Get it together.
    • Clint Barton: Can't get her back.
    • Thor: What's, what's your-What?
    • Tony Stark: What's he been doing?
    • Thor: Let's kill him properly this time.
    • Thor: Absolutely nothing.
    • Steve Rogers: Where are the stones?
    • Tony Stark: Somewhere under all this. All I know is he doesn't have them.
    • Steve Rogers: So we keep it that way.
    • Thor: You know it's a trap, right?
    • Tony Stark: Yeah, I don't much care.
    • Thor: Good. Just as long as we're all in agreement
    • [Summons Mjolnir and Stormbreaker]
    • [pointing to the Guardian's spaceship after it just landed]
    • Scott Lang: It's awesome.
    • [talking to James Rhodes on radio]
    • Nebula: Rhodey, careful on re-entry. There's an idiot on the landing zone.
    • [Rhodes suddenly lands very closely to Scott with a loud thump, shocking him]
    • Scott Lang: Oh, God!
    • James Rhodes: What's up, regular-sized man?
    • [after surveying Thanos' garden planet]
    • Carol Danvers: No satellites, no ships, no armies, no ground defenses of any kind. It's just him.
    • Nebula: Then that's enough.
    • [Tony opens his car trunk, takes out Captain America's shield and gives it to Steve]
    • Steve Rogers: Tony, I don't know...
    • Tony Stark: Why? He made it for you. Plus, honestly I have to get it out the garage before Morgan takes it sledding.
    • [accepts the shield and puts it on]
    • Steve Rogers: Thank you, Tony.
    • Tony Stark: Will you keep that a little quiet? Didn't bring one for the whole team.
    • [this is 2014 Gamora talking to 2019 Nebula]
    • Gamora: Tell me something. In the future, what happens to you and me?
    • Nebula: I tried to kill you... several times... but eventually, we become friends. We become sisters.
    • [Thor and Quill are arguing about leadership]
    • Drax: You should fight one another for the honor of leadership.
    • [after a few seconds of awkward silence]
    • Peter Quill: Me, right?
    • Thor: Yes, you. Of course! Of course.
    • [whispering]
    • Thor: Of course.
    • Nebula: Sounds fair.
    • Peter Quill: It's not necessary. Okay?
    • Thor: It's not.
    • Rocket: I got some blasters unless you guys wanna use knives.
    • Mantis: Oh, yes. Please use knives.
    • Drax: Yeah, knives.
    • Groot: I am Groot.
    • [Thor and Quill both laugh]
    • Thor: Not necessary. There should be no knifing one another. Everybody knows who's in charge.
    • Nebula: Thanos found the Soul Stone on Vormir.
    • [taking notes]
    • Natasha Romanoff: What is Vormir?
    • Nebula: A dominion of death, at the very center of celestial existence. It's where Thanos murdered my sister.
    • [everyone looks at each other, Steve sighs]
    • Scott Lang: Not it.
    • [while riding Valkyrie's Pegasus]
    • Peter Parker: Hi, nice to meet you. I'm - Oh, my god!
    • Thanos: Where's Nebula?
    • Corvus Glaive: She's not responding.
    • Ebony Maw: Sire!
    • [Points toward Hawkeye]
    • T'Challa: Clint, give it to me.
    • T'Challa: Clint, give it to me.
    • [Hawkeye gives the Iron Gauntlet to Black Panther, who promptly fights his way through Thanos' army]
    • Thanos: You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me. I thought by eliminating half of life the other half would thrive, but you have shown me... that's impossible. As long as there are those that remember what was, there will always be those that are unable to accept what can be. They will resist.
    • Tony Stark: Yeah, we're all loads of stubborn.
    • Thanos: I'm thankful. Because now I know what I must do. I will shred this universe down to its last atom and then, with the stones you've collected for me, create a new one. It is not what is lost but only what it is been given... a grateful universe.
    • Steve Rogers: Born out of blood.
    • Thanos: They'll never know. Because you won't be alive to tell them.
    • [Captain America, Iron Man, Ant Man, and Professor Hulk all arrive in 2012 New York during the events of the first film]
    • Steve Rogers: Okay, we all know our missions. Stay low, keep your eye on the ball.
    • [2012 savage Hulk rampages down the street smashing cars as he goes. The others all look at Professor Hulk, who hold his head in]
    • Steve Rogers: Might want to smash a few things along the way.
    • Bruce Banner: I think it's gratuitous, but, whatever.
    • [Rips off his shirt and makes a half-hearted effort to smash things]
    • [first lines]
    • Clint Barton: Okay, hold on. Don't shoot.
    • Tony Stark: You trust me?
    • Steve Rogers: I do.
    • Tony Stark: Your call.
    • Steve Rogers: Here we go.
    • [after retrieving the gauntlet]
    • Spider-Man: Activate "Instant Kill!"
    • [his armor activates the particular mode and his suit starts attacking Outriders closing in on him]
    • [being overwhelmed by Outriders]
    • Spider-Man: I got this. I got this. Okay, I don't got this. Help, somebody help!
    • Captain America: Hey, Queens. Heads up.
    • [throws Mjolnir toward him. Spider-Man attaches a web-line to it as it passes over. Mjolnir carries him above the battlefield, b]
    • Pepper Potts: Hang on. I got you, kid.
    • [throws him upward where he lands on Valkyrie's steed]
    • [to Valkyrie]
    • Spider-Man: Hey, nice to meet yo- OH, MY GOD!
    • Red Skull (Stonekeeper): Welcome, Natasha, daughter of Ivan, Clint, son of Edith.
    • Natasha Romanoff: Who are you?
    • Red Skull (Stonekeeper): Consider me a guide. To you, and to all who seek the soul stone.
    • Natasha Romanoff: Oh, good. Tell us where it is, then we'll be on our way.
    • Red Skull (Stonekeeper): Ah, lieschen. If only it were that easy
    • [walks them to the edge of the cliff]
    • Red Skull (Stonekeeper): What you seek lies in front of you. As does that which you fear.
    • Natasha Romanoff: The stone's down there.
    • Red Skull (Stonekeeper): For one of you. For the other, in order to take the stone, you must lose that which you love. An everlasting exchange. A soul for a soul.
    • [exhausted from his encounter with the outriders, Clint collapses on the floor. Past Nebula comes in and stands next to him]
    • Nebula: I am - this.
    • Gamora: No, you're not.
    • Nebula: See what we'll become.
    • Gamora: Nebula, listen to her.
    • Nebula: You can change.
    • Nebula: He won't let me
    • [tries to shoot Gamora]
    • Gamora: No!
    • [Present Nebula shoots and kills Past Nebula]
    • Clint Barton: Oh, hey, I remember you
    • [gives her the gauntlet]
    • Nebula: Father, I have the stones.
    • Clint Barton: What?
    • [Past Nebula is about to shoot him]
    • Gamora: Stop!
    • Nebula: You're betraying us.
    • Nebula: You don't have to do this.
    • [Scott looks stunned to see Cassie, now in her teens]
    • Cassie Lang: Dad?
    • [Taking it in after hugging her]
    • Scott Lang: You're so big!
    • Wanda Maximoff: You took everything from me!
    • Thanos: I don't even know who you are
    • [after the Decimation is reversed]
    • Scott Lang: Guys... I think it worked.
    • [handing the gauntlet to Past Nebula]
    • Hawkeye: Oh, hey, I know you.
    • [past]
    • Nebula: I *am* this.
    • Gamora: No, you're not.
    • [present]
    • Nebula: You've seen what we become.
    • Gamora: Nebula, listen to her.
    • [present]
    • Nebula: You can change.
    • [Past Nebula hesitates for a moment]
    • [past]
    • Nebula: He won't let me.
    • [she points her gun at Gamora]
    • Gamora: No!
    • [Present Nebula shoots her past self through the abdomen, killing her]
    • [Past Nebula contacts Thanos]
    • Nebula: Father, I have the stones.
    • [realizing]
    • Hawkeye: What?
    • [she pulls out a gun and prepares to shoot him]
    • Gamora: Stop!
    • [she and Present Nebula enter]
    • [past]
    • Nebula: You're betraying us.
    • [present]
    • Nebula: You don't have to do this.
    • [running with the gauntlet]
    • Hawkeye: Cap, what do you want me to do with this damn thing?
    • Valkyrie: Yes, but you're not gonna like where it's parked.
    • Iron Man: Scott, how long you need to get that thing working?
    • [as Wasp joins him]
    • Ant-Man: Uh, maybe ten minutes.
    • Captain America: Get it started. We'll get the stones to you!
    • The Wasp: We're on it, Cap.
    • [she and Scott share a smile before shrinking and flying off]
    • Captain America: Get those stones as far away as possible!
    • Bruce Banner: No! We need to get them back where they came from.
    • Iron Man: No way to get them back. Thanos destroyed the Quantum Tunnel.
    • Ant-Man: Hold on.
    • [shrinks back to normal]
    • Ant-Man: That wasn't our only time machine.
    • [sounds the horn of his van]
    • Captain America: Anyone see an ugly, brown van out there?
    • [fighting back the Avenger's army]
    • Thanos: Where's Nebula?
    • [She began uses her powers to lift two huge piles of debris and throws them at Thanos. She begins to blast him repeatedly. Black]
    • Spider-Man: I got it!
    • [swings toward Black Panther. Black Panther throws the gauntlet up and Spider-Man snags it with a web-line. As he lands, Outride]
    • Spider-Man: Activate "Instant Kill!"
    • [his suit immediately begins killing the Outriders around him]
    • Corvus Glaive: She's not responding.
    • Ebony Maw: Sire!
    • [points to Hawkeye running with the gauntlet. Hawkeye makes his way through the battlefield, firing his arrows. As Thanos's forc]
    • Black Panther: Clint! Give it to me.
    • [Hawkeye hands over the gauntlet. Black Panther makes his way through the battlefield. His suit absorbs the laser-fire, and he p]
    • Scarlet Witch: You took everything from me.
    • Thanos: I don't even know who you are.
    • Scarlet Witch: You will.
    • [Thanos's ship starts firing at the sky]
    • Falcon: What the hell is this?
    • Iron Man: Friday, what are they firing at?
    • Friday: Something just entered the upper atmosphere.
    • [a streak of light flies downward through the air. It's revealed to be Captain Marvel, who plows through Thanos's ship, destroyi]
    • Rocket: Oh, yeah!
    • [last lines]
    • [smiles]
    • Steve Rogers: No. No, I don't think I will.
    • [smiles]
    • Steve Rogers: No. No, I don't think I will.
    • Grieving Man: So I, uh... Went on a date the other day. First time in five years, you know? Sit there, dinner... I didn't know what to talk about.
    • Steve Rogers: What did you talk about?
    • Grieving Man: Same old crap, you know? How things have changed, and... my job, his job... How much we miss the Mets. Then things get quiet... He cried as they were serving the salads.
    • Steve Rogers: How about you?
    • Grieving Man: I cried... just before dessert. But I'm seeing him tomorrow, so...
    • Steve Rogers: That's great. You did the hardest part. You took the jump, you didn't know where you were gonna come down. And that's it. That's those little brave baby steps you gotta take. To try and become whole again. To try and find purpose. I went in the ice in '45 right after I met the love of my life. Woke up 70 years later. You got to move on. Got to move on. The world is in our hands. It's left to us guys, and we have to do something with it. Otherwise... Thanos should have killed all of us.
    • Tony Stark: Turns out resentment is corrosive, and I hate it.
    • Natasha Romanoff: I used to have nothing. Then I got this. This job... this family. And I was... I was better because of it. And even though... they're gone... I'm still trying to be better.
    • Steve Rogers: We both need to get a life.
    • Natasha Romanoff: You first.
    • Thor: So you guys want a drink? What are you drinking? We have beer, tequila, all sorts of things.
    • Bruce Banner: Buddy, you all right?
    • Thor: Yes, I'm fine! Why, don't I look all right?
    • Rocket: You look like melted ice cream.
    • [Sam encounters an elderly Steve Rogers sitting on a park bench]
    • Steve Rogers: Hi, Sam.
    • [reaches under the bench and takes out his old Captain America shield]
    • Steve Rogers: Try it on.
    • [Sam stares a few moments in stunned silence, then slowly picks up the shield and puts it on]
    • Steve Rogers: How's it feel?
    • Sam Wilson: Like it's someone else's.
    • Steve Rogers: It isn't.
    • [deeply moved]
    • Sam Wilson: Thank you. I'll do my best.
    • Steve Rogers: That's why it's yours.
    • Sam Wilson: So did something go wrong or did something go right?
    • Steve Rogers: Well, after I put the stones back, I thought... maybe I'll... try some of that life Tony was telling me to get.
    • Sam Wilson: How'd that work out for you?
    • [smiles]
    • Steve Rogers: It was beautiful.
    • Sam Wilson: I'm happy for you. Truly.
    • Steve Rogers: Thank you.
    • Sam Wilson: Only thing bumming me out is the fact that I have to live in a world without Captain America.
    • Steve Rogers: Oh. That reminds me...
    • [Cap prepares to make a final stand when mystical portals open behind him and every friend, every ally, every army he could poss]
    • [looking over the assembly]
    • Doctor Strange: Is this everyone?
    • [a little irritated]
    • Wong: What, you wanted MORE?
    • Howard Stark: Let me ask you a question. When your kid was born... were you nervous?
    • Tony Stark: Yeah, Howard... Everything's gonna be all right. Thank you for everything you've done for this country.
    • Tony Stark: Wildly. Yeah.
    • Howard Stark: Did you feel qualified? Like you had any idea how to successfully operate that thing?
    • Tony Stark: I literally pieced it together as I went along, I thought about what my Dad did, and... My old man, he never met a problem he couldn't solve with a belt. I thought my dad was tough on me. And now, looking back, I just remember the good stuff, you know. He did drop the odd pearl.
    • Howard Stark: Yeah? Like what?
    • Tony Stark: "No amount of money ever bought a second of time."
    • Howard Stark: Smart guy.
    • Tony Stark: He did his best.
    • Howard Stark: Let me tell you. That kid's not even here yet, and there's nothing I wouldn't do for him. Good to meet you, Potts.
    • Valkyrie: So, when can we expect you back?
    • Thor: I'm not sure. For the first time in a thousand years, I... I have no path. I do have a ride, though.
    • Rocket: Move it or lose it, hairbag.
    • Thor: Uhhmm... about that...
    • Valkyrie: Thor. Your people need a king.
    • Thor: No, they already have one.
    • Valkyrie: That's funny. You're being serious?
    • Thor: It's time for me to be who I am rather than who I'm supposed to be. But you, you're a leader. That's who you are.
    • Valkyrie: You know I'd make a lot of changes around here.
    • Thor: I'm counting on it. Your Majesty.
    • Valkyrie: What will you do?
    • Tony Stark: Thumbelina, do you copy? I've got eyes on the prize. It is go-time.
    • Ant-Man: Bombs away.
    • [Sliding down to Tonys' Arc Reactor]
    • Ant-Man: Is... is that Axe body spray?
    • Tony Stark: Yeah, I had a can just for emergencies. Relax. Can we focus, please?
    • Ant-Man: I'm going inside you. Now.
    • [watching the recording from the future]
    • Gamora: What did you do to them?
    • [in the recording]
    • Thanos: Thank you, daughter. Perhaps I treated you too harshly.
    • [Thor chops his head off. Gamora looks shocked while Thanos isn't]
    • Thanos: And that is destiny fulfilled.
    • Thanos: Nothing. Yet. They're not trying to stop something I'm going to do in our time. They're trying to undo something I've already done in theirs.
    • Gamora: The stones.
    • Thanos: I found them all. I won. Tipped the cosmic scales to balance.
    • [Gamora kneels before him]
    • Ebony Maw: This is your future.
    • Thanos: It's my destiny.
    • [the recording starts playing again]
    • [in the recording]
    • Nebula: My father is many things. A liar is not one of them.
    • [trying to warn the others]
    • Nebula: Barton, come in. Romanoff, come in, we have a problem. Come in, we have a prob- Thanos knows.
    • [Thanos's ship beams her up]
    • [discussing Natasha's death]
    • Tony Stark: Do we know if she had family?
    • Steve Rogers: Yeah. Us.
    • [about to put on the Gauntlet]
    • Hulk: Everybody comes home.
    • [describing his new plan]
    • Thanos: I will shred this universe down to its last atom and then, with the stones you've collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost, but only what it has been given. A grateful universe.
    • Captain America: Born out of blood.
    • Thanos: They'll never know it. Because you won't be alive to tell them.
    • [Thor, Iron Man, and Cap attack Thanos as one]
    • [seeing Cap wielding Mjolnir]
    • Thor: I knew it!
    • [Lang is about to eat a taco outside the Avengers headquarters when the Benatar lands, blowing away the contents of the taco she]
    • [as Rhodes enters the building, Banner hands Lang two tacos before boarding the Benatar]
    • Rocket: Hey, Humie. Where's Big Green?
    • Scott Lang: The kitchen, I think.
    • [Nebula walks towards the entrance]
    • Scott Lang: That's awesome.
    • [on radio]
    • Nebula: Rhodey, careful on re-entry. There's an idiot in the landing zone.
    • [Rhodes lands near Lang, causing Lang to drop his taco shell]
    • Scott Lang: Oh, God.
    • James Rhodes: What's up, Regular-Sized Man?
    • [Banner and Rocket arrive in New Asgard]
    • Valkyrie: He won't see you.
    • Bruce Banner: It's that bad, huh?
    • Valkyrie: We only see him once a month when he comes in for...
    • [Valkyrie looks at a stack of empty beer kegs]
    • Valkyrie: ...supplies.
    • Bruce Banner: It's that bad.
    • Valkyrie: Yeah.
    • Rocket: Kind of a step down from the golden palaces and the magic hammers and whatnot.
    • Bruce Banner: Hey, have a little compassion, pal. First, they lost Asgard, then half their people. They're probably just happy to have a home.
    • Valkyrie: You shouldn't have come.
    • Bruce Banner: Ah! Valkyrie! Great to see you, angry girl!
    • Valkyrie: I think I liked you better either of the other ways.
    • Bruce Banner: This is Rocket.
    • Rocket: How ya doin'?
    • [pause]
    • Thor: So, you guys want a drink? What are we drinking? I've got beer, tequila, all sorts of things.
    • Bruce Banner: There might be a chance we could fix everything.
    • Thor: What, like the cable?
    • [burps]
    • Thor: 'Cause that's been driving me bananas for weeks.
    • Bruce Banner: Like Thanos.
    • [Thor pauses, then grabs Banner by the coat, pointing at him]
    • Thor: Don't say that name.
    • Korg: Um, yeah, we don't actually say that name in here.
    • [pause]
    • Bruce Banner: Please take your hand off me.
    • [Thor drinks his beer]
    • [Thor lets go of Banner]
    • Bruce Banner: Now, I know that... guy... might scare you.
    • Thor: Why would I be...?
    • [scoffs]
    • Thor: Why would I be scared of that guy? I'm the one who killed that guy, remember?
    • Bruce Banner: Hmm.
    • Thor: Anyone else here kill that guy?
    • [pause]
    • Thor: Nope. Didn't think so. Korg, why don't you, uh, tell everybody who chopped Thanos' big head off?
    • Korg: Um, Stormbreaker?
    • Bruce Banner: Buddy, you all right?
    • Thor: Who was swinging Stormbreaker?
    • Bruce Banner: I get it. You're in a rough spot, okay? I've been there myself. And you want to know who helped me out of it?
    • Thor: Was it Natasha?
    • Bruce Banner: It was you. You helped me.
    • Thor: So, why don't you ask... the Asgardians down there... how much my help is worth?
    • [Thor sits down]
    • Thor: The ones that are left, anyway.
    • Bruce Banner: I think we could bring them back.
    • Thor: Stop. Stop, okay? I know you think I'm down here wallowing in my own self-pity, waiting to be rescued and, and saved, but I'm fine, okay. We're fine, aren't we?
    • Korg: Oh, we're good here, mate.
    • Thor: Yes, I'm fine. Why? Why, don't I look all right?
    • Thor: So, whatever it is that you're offering, we're not into it. Don't care. Couldn't care less. Goodbye.
    • Bruce Banner: We need you, pal.
    • [pause, as Thor finishes his beer]
    • Rocket: There's beer on the ship.
    • Thor: What kind?
    • Rocket: You look like melted ice cream.
    • [Thor laughs]
    • Thor: So, what's up? You just here for a hang, or what?
    • Bruce Banner: We need your help.
    • Thor: Mm.
    • [after returning to Earth]
    • Tony Stark: I couldn't stop him.
    • Pepper Potts: Oh, my god.
    • [kisses her]
    • Tony Stark: It's alright.
    • Steve Rogers: Neither could I.
    • Tony Stark: I lost the kid.
    • Steve Rogers: Tony, *we* lost.
    • Tony Stark: Is, uh-?
    • [Pepper walks in front of him]
    • Tony Stark: Oh, good.
    • Pepper Potts: Oh, my god.
    • [she hugs him]
    • [asking about the past STRIKE team]
    • Ant-Man: Who are these guys?
    • Tony Stark: They are S.H.I.E.L.D. Well, actually HYDRA, but we didn't know that yet.
    • Ant-Man: Seriously? You didn't? I mean, they look like bad guys.
    • Tony Stark: You're small, but you're talking loud?
    • [traveling through space with Widow]
    • Hawkeye: We're a long way from Budapest.
    • [after cooling her robot arm off]
    • Nebula: I wasn't always like this.
    • War Machine: Me either. But we work with what we got, right?
    • [contemplating what to do]
    • Black Widow: Thanos left here with the Stone, without his daughter. That's not a coincidence.
    • Hawkeye: Yeah.
    • Black Widow: Whatever it takes.
    • Hawkeye: Whatever it takes.
    • [telling past Gamora what becomes of them]
    • Nebula: I try to kill you. Several times. But eventually, we become friends. We become sisters.
    • [Gamora turns to face Nebula and extends her hand]
    • Gamora: Come on. We can stop him.
    • [Nebula pauses, then takes Gamora's hand letting her help her up]
    • [trapped in the rubble]
    • Rocket: I can't breathe! I can't breathe! I can't breathe!
    • James Rhodes: Canopy, canopy, canopy!
    • [escapes his armor and crawls out]
    • Hulk: Rhodey! Rocket! Get outta here!
    • Rocket: Let me out! Come on!
    • [Rhodey grabs a crowbar and lifts the rubble off of Rocket]
    • [after arriving with reinforcements]
    • Doctor Strange: Is that everyone?
    • Wong: What, you wanted more?
    • [a giant Ant-Man bursts through the rubble carrying Hulk, Rocket, and War Machine. The forces of the Avengers, Guardians of the ]
    • Captain America: Avengers...
    • [summons Mjolnir]
    • Captain America: ... Assemble.
    • [the army charges as one toward Thanos's forces. Thanos raises his double edged sword and his army charges forward too. Both arm]
    • [Star-Lord is fighting two Sakaaran soldiers. He holds one back while kicking the other down. He then blasts the downed soldier,]
    • Nebula: The choices were him or a tree.
    • [deactivates his mask]
    • Star-Lord: Gamora?
    • [walks up to her]
    • Star-Lord: I thought I lost you.
    • [as he touches her face, she grabs his hand and knees him in his pain center]
    • Gamora: Don't... touch... me!
    • [knees him again and he falls over]
    • Star-Lord: You missed the first time... then you got both the second time.
    • [as Nebula walks up]
    • Gamora: This is the one? Seriously?
    • [Thanos is battling Scarlet Witch. He swings his sword down, but she catches it with her powers. He tries to force the blade tow]
    • Thanos: Rain fire!
    • Corvus Glaive: But sire, our troops...
    • Thanos: Just do it!
    • [his ship starts firing on the battlefield. Scarlet Witch tries to shield herself, but gets blasted back. As the firing continue]
    • Pepper Potts: Uh, is anyone else seeing this?
    • [Doctor Strange sees the water and steps forward. He uses his mystical powers to hold the water in a tornado, stopping it from f]
    • [after Captain Marvel destroys Thanos's ship]
    • Captain America: Danvers, we need an assist here.
    • [Captain Marvel flies down to where Spider-Man is lying, still holding the Gauntlet]
    • Spider-Man: Hi, I'm Peter Parker.
    • Captain Marvel: Hey, Peter Parker. You got something for me?
    • [sees Thanos's forces approaching]
    • Spider-Man: I don't know how you're gonna get it through all that.
    • [lands near him]
    • Scarlet Witch: Don't worry.
    • [jumps down]
    • Okoye: She's got help.
    • [Pepper, Mantis, Shuri, Wasp, Gamora, and Nebula all join them as they march forward, intending to deliver the Gauntlet to the v]
    • Tony Stark: Hey, you said one out of fourteen million, we win, right? Tell me this is it.
    • Doctor Strange: If I tell you what happens, it won't happen.
    • Tony Stark: You better be right.
    • [Stark carefully places the Infinity Stones on the Nano Gauntlet]
    • Rocket: BOOM!
    • [an annoyed Stark looks at Rocket]
    • Wanda Maximoff: You took everything from me!
    • Thanos: I don't even know who you are
    • [about Natasha Romanoff]
    • Clint Barton: You know I wish there was a way that I could let her know. That we won, we did it.
    • Wanda Maximoff: She knows.
    • [about Vision too]
    • Wanda Maximoff: They both do.
    • [they put their arm around each other]

Spoilers

    • Tony Stark: Hey, you said one out of fourteen million, we'd win, yeah? Tell me this is it.
    • Doctor Strange: If I tell you what happens, it won't happen.
    • Thanos: I am... inevitable.
    • [Thanos snaps his fingers, but nothing happens. He discovers that the gauntlet no longer has the Infinity Stones, and that Stark]
    • Tony Stark: And I... am... Iron Man!
    • [Stark snaps his fingers, and Thanos' army slowly fades into dust]
    • [Stark snaps his fingers, and Thanos' army slowly fades into dust]
    • [after Steve Rogers calls Mjolnir to himself during the final battle with Thanos]
    • Thor: I knew it!
    • Clint Barton: Tell my family I love them.
    • Natasha Romanoff: You tell them yourself.
    • Thor: Mother, I have to tell you something...
    • Frigga: No, son, you don't. You're here to repair your future - not mine.
    • James Rhodes: When you break into a place called 'the temple of the palace' there's usually a bunch of booby traps, but hey, whatever, go ahead.
    • Natasha Romanoff: Where have you been?
    • James Rhodes: Mexico. The Federales found a room full of bodies. Looks like a bunch of cartel guys - never even had a chance to get their guns out.
    • Natasha Romanoff: It's probably a rival gang.
    • James Rhodes: Except that it isn't. It's definitely Barton. What he's done here, what he's been doing, for the last few years - if you'd seen what he's left - I gotta tell you, there's a part of me that doesn't even want to find him.
    • Natasha Romanoff: Will you find where he goes next?
    • James Rhodes: Nat...
    • Natasha Romanoff: Please?
    • Thor: Look, sitting there staring at that going is not going to bring everybody back. I'm the strongest avenger, okay, so this responsibility falls upon me. It's my duty.
    • Tony Stark: No, no, listen...
    • Thor: Let me! Let me do it. Let me do something good, something right.
    • Tony Stark: No, it's not just the fact that that glove's channeling enough energy to char a continent. I'm telling you, you're in no condition to.
    • Bruce Banner: You saw what those stones did to Thanos, they almost killed him. None of you could survive.
    • Steve Rogers: How do we know you will?
    • Bruce Banner: You don't. But the radiation's mostly gamma. It's like I was made for this.
    • Rocket: What did you do?
    • Thor: I went for the head.
    • Clint Barton: We can't bring her back.
    • Thor: I'm sorry, no offence, but you're a very earthly being, okay, and we're talking about space magic. It can seem very difficult...
    • Clint Barton: Yeah, look, I know I'm way outside my pay rate here, but she's still dead, isn't she? It *can't* be undone! Or, at least that's what the red floating guy had to say! Maybe you ought to go talk to him! Okay, go grab your hammer, and you find and talk to him! It was supposed to be me. Sacrificed her life for that goddamned stone, she put her life on it.
    • Bruce Banner: She's not coming back. We have to make it worth it. We have to.
    • Steve Rogers: We will
    • Steve Rogers: We've been hunting Thanos for three weeks now - through face scans and satellites, so far we've got nothing. Tony, you fought him...
    • Tony Stark: I said we'd lose. You said, "we'll do that together too." Guess what, Cap? We *lost,* and you weren't there. But that's what we do, right? Our best work after the fact? We're the *Avengers?* Not the Prevengers, right?
    • James Rhodes: Okay, you made your point, Just sit down, okay?
    • Tony Stark: No, no, here's my biggest point, he said...
    • James Rhodes: Just sit down, okay? We need you, you're new blood.
    • Tony Stark: Bunch of tired old wheels! I got nothin' for you, Cap! I've got no coordinates, no clues, no strategies, no options! Zero, zip, nada. No trust - liar.
    • [rips off his reactor]
    • Tony Stark: Here, take this. You'll find him, if you put that on. You hide -
    • [collapses mid sentence]
    • Tony Stark: What are you talking about? I didn't fight him. No, he wiped my face with a planet while the wizard gave away the store. That's what happened, there's no fight...
    • Steve Rogers: Okay, did he give you any clues, any coordinates?
    • Tony Stark: I saw this coming a few years back, I had a vision, but I didn't want to believe it. Now it's true.
    • Steve Rogers: Tony, I'm going to need you to focus...
    • Tony Stark: I *needed* you, as in past tense. That trumps what you need. It's too late, buddy. Sorry. You know what I need? You know what I need? I need a shave. I don't believe I ever remember telling you this...
    • James Rhodes: Tony, Tony...
    • Tony Stark: What we needed was a suit of armor around the world! Remember that? Whether it impacted our precious freedoms or not, that's what we needed!
    • Steve Rogers: Well, that didn't work out, did it?
    • Steve Rogers: I can do this all day.
    • Steve Rogers: Yeah, I know.
    • Thanos: I thought by eliminating half of life, the other half would thrive, but you have shown me... that's impossible. As long as there are those that remember what was, there will always be those, that are unable to accept what can be. They will resist.
    • Thanos: I will shred this universe down to it's last atom and then, with the stones you've collected for me, create a new one. It is not what is lost but only what it is been given... a grateful universe.
    • [In hologram message played after death, to daughter Morgan Stark]
    • Tony Stark: I love you three thousand.
    • Natasha Romanoff: Have any of you guys ever studied Quantum Physics?
    • Natasha Romanoff: Scott, I get emails from so nothing sounds crazy anymore.
    • Scott Lang: So, who do we talk to about this?
    • Natasha Romanoff: Only in conversation.
    • Scott Lang: Alright, five years ago, right before Thanos, I was in a place called Quantum Realm. The Quantum Realm is like its own microscopic universe. To get in there, you have to be incredibly small. Hope, she is my ah... she was my ah... she was supposed to pull me out and then Thanos happened and I got stuck in there.
    • Natasha Romanoff: Sorry, that must have been a very long five years.
    • Scott Lang: It wasn't. For me, it was five hours. See, the rules of Quantum realm aren't like they are up here. Everything is unpredictable. Is that anybody's sandwich? I am starving.
    • Steve Rogers: Scott, what are you talking about?
    • Scott Lang: What I am saing is... Time works differently in the Quantum Realm. I can't stop thinking about what if we could control the chaos and we could navigate it. What if there was a way we could enter the Quantum realm at a certain point in time, but then exit the Quantum realm at another point in time, like before Thanos.
    • Steve Rogers: Wait, are you talking about a time machine?
    • Scott Lang: No, of course not, not a time machine. This is more like a... yeah, like a time machine. I know it's crazy, it's crazy but I can't stop thinking about it. There is got to be some... it's crazy.
    • [pleading with The Ancient One for the time stone... ]
    • Bruce Banner: Please, please, please...
    • The Ancient One: What did you say?
    • Bruce Banner: Strange, he gave it away. He gave it to Thanos.
    • The Ancient One: Willingly?
    • Bruce Banner: Yes.
    • The Ancient One: Why?
    • Bruce Banner: I have no idea. Maybe he made a mistake.
    • The Ancient One: Or, I did. Strange was meant to be the best of us.
    • Bruce Banner: So he must have done it for a reason?
    • The Ancient One: I fear you might be right.
    • [the Ancient One hands over the Time stone to Hulk]
    • Bruce Banner: . Thank you.
    • The Ancient One: I'm sorry, I can't help you, Bruce. If I give up the time stone to help your reality, I'm dooming my own.
    • The Ancient One: I am counting on you, Bruce. We all are.
    • The Ancient One: I am counting on you, Bruce. We all are.
    • Bruce Banner: With all due respect, I'm not sure that science really supports that.
    • The Ancient One: The Infinity stones create what you experience as the flow of time. Remove one stone and that flow splits. Now, this may benefit your reality but my new one, not so much. In this new branched reality, without our chief weapon against the forces of darkness, our world will be over run. Millions will suffer. So, tell me Doctor, can your science prevent all that?
    • Bruce Banner: No, but we can erase it. Because once we are done with the stones, we can return each one to it's own time line at the moment it was taken. So, chronologically, in that reality, they never left.
    • The Ancient One: But you are leaving out the most important part. In order to return the stones, you have to survive.
    • Bruce Banner: We will, I will. I promise.
    • The Ancient One: I can't risk this reality on a promise. It is the duty of the Sorcerer Supreme to protect the time stone.
    • Bruce Banner: Then, why the hell did Strange give it away?
    • Tony Stark: I love you 3000.
    • Thor: Let's kill him properly this time.
    • Peter Quill: Gamora? I thought I lost you.
    • [Gamora is actually the one from 2014 who doesn't recognize Quill, and attacks him]
    • Gamora: This is the one? Really?
    • Nebula: It was either him or the tree.
    • Gamora: I am... Peter Parker.
    • Carol Danvers: Hi, Peter Parker. You got something for me?
    • [Swapping his hammer, with the axe that Steve Rogers is holding ]
    • Thor: You take the small one.
    • Bruce Banner: I'm looking for Dr. Strange.
    • The Ancient One: You're five years early.
    • Peter Parker: Hey! Holy cow! You will not believe what's been going on. Do you remember when we were in space? And I got all dusty? And I must've passed out because I woke up and you were gone. But Doctor Strange was there right. And he said 'It's been five years. Come on, they need us.' And he started doing the yellow sparkly thing that he does. Anyway...
    • [Tony hugs Peter in relief]
    • Peter Parker: This is nice.
    • [as the resurrected heroes and their armies arrive for battle]
    • Doctor Strange: Is that everyone?
    • Wong: What, you wanted more?
    • Sam Wilson: Sam: On your left.
    • [Portal opens]
    • [after they all return from the quantum leaps]
    • Bruce Banner: Clint, where's Nat?
    • [Standing with Wanda on the pier after Tony Stark's funeral]
    • Clint Barton: You know, I wish there is a way that I can let her know... that we won, we did it.
    • Wanda Maximoff: She knows... they both do.
    • Frigga: Everyone fails at who they're supposed to be, Thor. The measure of a person, of a hero, is how well they succeed at being who they are.
    • [sees she's secured him to the cliff]
    • Clint Barton: Damn you!
    • Natasha Romanoff: Let me go.
    • Clint Barton: No. Please don't.
    • [very gently]
    • Natasha Romanoff: It's okay.
    • [kicks off from the cliff, breaking his hold on her hand]
    • Clint Barton: Nat!
    • [Clint is holding on to Natasha]
    • Natasha Romanoff: Let me go.
    • Clint Barton: No. No, please, no.
    • Natasha Romanoff: It's okay.
    • [choked up]
    • Clint Barton: Please.
    • [Natasha pushes herself off and falls to her death]
    • Clint Barton: NO!
    • Scott Lang: Guys... I think it worked.
    • Thanos: In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you, now... what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet, I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much.
    • [Captain America is using Stormbreaker]
    • Thor: No, give me that.
    • [Thor gives him Mjolnir]
    • Thor: You have the little one.
    • [referring to Scott's van]
    • Tony Stark: Scott, how long do you need to get that thing working?
    • Scott Lang: Maybe ten minutes.
    • Steve Rogers: Get it started. We'll bring the stones to you.
    • Hope van Dyne: We're on it, Cap.
    • [Scott looks at Hope and grins; she nods]
    • [after Thanos and his army has been defeated. Peter Parker comes to Tony Stark]
    • Peter Parker: Mr. Stark. Hey, Mr. Stark?
    • [choking up]
    • Peter Parker: Can you hear me? It's Peter. Hey... we won. Mr. Stark. We won, Mr. Stark. We won, you did it, sir, you did it.
    • [starts crying]
    • Peter Parker: I'm sorry, Tony.
    • Pepper Potts: Tony, look at me. We're gonna be okay. You can rest now.
    • [enters the Guardians' ship]
    • Thor: Well, the Asgardians of the Galaxy back together again.
    • The Ancient One: I'd be careful going that way, we just had the floors waxed.
    • Hulk: Hey, I'm looking for Doctor Strange.
    • The Ancient One: You're about... 5 years too early. Stephen Strange is currently performing surgery 20 blocks that way. What do you want from him?
    • [Points at the Eye of Agamotto]
    • Hulk: That, actually.
    • [Looks down at the Eye of Agamotto]
    • The Ancient One: Ahh! I'm afraid not.
    • Hulk: Sorry, but I wasn't asking.
    • The Ancient One: You don't want to do this.
    • Hulk: Ah, you're right, I don't. But I need that stone and I don't have time to b...
    • [Hits Hulk in the chest, pushing Banner's Astral Body out of Hulk's body. Banner looks at The Ancient One in shock]
    • The Ancient One: Let's start over, shall we?
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